WHAT A WEEKEND

Wow, so many delicious things happened this weekend I don't know where to begin. So lets start with the sinking of the Italian Cruise Ship. The Captain bailed out faster than the Italian Army at Anzio. This pasta eating, Galliano drinking douche bag drove a 10 story ship into the Tuscan Island of Giglio. By the way in case you didn't know this was not a scheduled stop. What doesn't the Captain of this ship understand? Ships go in the water, cars drive on land. Did he have a memory lapse and think he was in his Fiat. What an ass. The press compared this to the sinking of the Titanic. Let me explain something, first of all the Titantic was suppose to be unsinkable, it sank in frigid waters and didn't have enough lifeboats and was hundreds of miles from land. This ship hit a rock tipped over and landed five feet from land. The passengers knew something was wrong when the furniture in their rooms slid to one side and the smell of someone cooking Osso Bucco on the island came wafting into the ship. Do you think the Cruise Line will refund the passengers money or offer them another trip at their convenience. Then we had Big Blue go into Green Bay and destroy those cheese eating Packers. Green Bay was 15 and 1 this season. How did they acheieve this feat? They don't have any receivers that can catch the ball. I guess this is what happens when you play in the NFL Pee Wee Division. The Giant fans are elated because next weekend the bars in the New York area will offer $1.00 Budweisers again. So now all these fans will take the last twenty bucks they have left on Sunday and will get blitzed more than Eli Manning. You can always spot a Giant fan, hat on backwards, head shaved on the sides, pumping their fists like they are in a gay bar LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Then we had the Golden Globe Awards. What a mess. A bunch of Champagne drinking liberal drunk douche bags. Christopher Plummer wins Best Supporting Actor. Well the hills are alive with the sound of music, a midget won an award for something, George Clooney ( Rosemarys boy ) won an award for being a smug pant load and what night wouldn't be complete if Madonna wasn't given an award for being a washed up, saggy tit, leftist, shitbag. Ricky Gervais do me a favor. Get in your car head on over to JFK Aiport and take the next 747 back to England. Whats the matter Ricky the British didn't think you were funny so you came here. Well guess what we don't think your funny either.go back to that shithole you came from and bore the fuck out of your own people....