Lindsay Lohan - Trainwreck Extraordinaire

The demise of this hair bag has been clearly apparent. But to show that she can always sink a little lower she will prostitute herself for Playboy. Her father must be so proud. This drunken, drug addicted piece of garbage ( yes he created this waste of a carbon footprint ) must be so elated.
The mother and father will once again be able to ear a paycheck off their daughter. What exactly does her father do besides get arrested. Yes it is a career. You are called a career criminal. What exactly does the mother do? Does she volunteer at a homeless shelter, a candy striper at Good Sam Hospital, or I know she helped prostitute her daughter into show business. I think they call that a Pimp. Listen when your daughter starts wearing lipstick and its not on her lips, when she gets out of a limo and has no underpants on or she is stumbling around and can't stand in nine inch heels, it is time to ask yourself, I think we have a problem here. But Lindsay is not totally to blame she is a product of the two cretons that spawned this mess.

Listen not all is lost, her career is on the upswing. She will play Victoria Gotti in the new Gotti movie. You know the movie that will also star that bloated douche of Welcome Back Kotter fame and Grease. Come on you know who I am talking about. Vinny Barbarino. This movie will be the biggest flop in cinema history. Get your tickets now so you can actually watch the freak show that goes on before the movie starts. Pull up a beach chair. You will see shiny running suits as well as velour, the scent of Drakkar will permeate the air near the ticket booth, there will be more Cadillac CTS's in the parking lot then you thought GM ever built. They are all black, you would think a funeral was starting. You will here things like " Hey I just came to see Lohans tits, or " Yo ain't she hot, or "Hey, I'd like to tap that, Yeah Fuhgetaboutit