Jets/Giants Christmas Eve

Well won't Christmas Eve be a delightful event for many Jet / Giant fans starting at 1:00 P.M. 82,000 drunks driving, taking trains, buses and yes some even walking. You can spot the ones that walk they have the seats way up on top near the flags. Not only will there be 82,000 drunk and crazed fans at the game hundreds of thousands will be home. The Jet fan sitting in his or her recliner, watching on a new 73" Samsung ( Made in Korea ) while the Giant fan will be sitting in his or her bean bag chair, watching on an old 13" RCA ( Once made in America ) with aluminum foil wrapped around the antenna.
 

Yes this combination of Big Blue and Gang Green will make for a very entertaining game. We can only hope the camera will pan into the stands while the fans painted green with jet plane hats attached are getting pummeled by the fans painted blue, while 6 Giant fans are standing behind this brawl each fan with a painted letter on their beer bellies spelling out G I A N T S. The most amazing part, it is spelled correctly. Now at home the families are divided, the old man is a Giants fan ( he is drinking Budweiser with a chaser ), The kid is a Jet fan ( he is drinking Heinekin through a straw from two bottles strapped to a Jet helmet. By the time the first quarter is over these two morons are rolling on the floor punching the living shit out of each other. ( one is wearing Drakkar the other Davidoffs Cool Water ) you figure out which is which. Mom is in the kitchen getting the fish ready for Xmas eve dinner when she says " Hey, what the fuck are you two idiots doing" ( She is wearing Poison ) the house smells like a perfumery. 

It will be a game filled with Eli lying on his back sacked so many times he feels like a potato, while Sanchez is throwing his ten yard interceptions. I predict the game ends 2 zip Jets on a Safety. The game ends and the camera pans to Joe Willie Namath drooling on himself with his 1960's eyeglasses are sliding down his nose. He turns to Woody Johnson and says " Do you remember me, I'm Joe Namath. You know the quarterback that actually won a Super Bowl for this team.