WEEKEND UPDATE..OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Where to start, where to start. So lets start with the bitch slapping Newt Gingrich gave Mitt Romney. A double digit rout in the So. Carolina Primary. Newt came into So. Carolina with 4.00 bucks in his pocket, driving a 65' DeSoto with bald tires and his wife that looks like she was rode hard and put away wet. He embarassed a guy with perfect hair, lots of money, but A personality of a handball. Listen Mitt if your outspending your opponents by millions and still can't win a primary take the fuckin hint and GET OUT. This country isn't electing anybody called Mitt. We elected The Gipper twice, we are not electing you even once. Oh yeah, you couldn't even beat Newt the sameday his ex-wife trashed him on national T.V. Jesus Christ almighty get out. You are embarassing yourself, your family and the Mormon community. How about them Giants. Eli Manning was on his back more times than a ten dollar hooker. It was actually a pleasure watching this game. Joe ( The putz ) Buck what a Giant butt boy he is and Troy ( I'm totally confused ) Aikman routing for the Giants was enough to throw me over the edge which gave me the excuse to drink heavy all day good excuse right...lol lol anyway Did these two douche bags have money on the game? I loved when the cameras panned into the stands and not one pant load Giant fan could not be seen. Do you know why? Giant fans don t know where san francisco is on the map. You know their fan base, guys painted blue, heads shaved with N.Y., hats on backwards, sentences that include words like... Dah, um, you know, like, fuck you, no fuck you. So drunk by the 1st quarter their jerseys are covered in beer and urine. These aren't fans these are guys that like to drink 1.00 dollar buds. Have you seen the woman who route for this team? They look like they just stepped out of a porno movie or a Go Daddy commercial. They make Snookie look like Heidi Klum. So now onto Indy for the Super Bowl. Can the Giant fans find a car that will make it to Indianapolis. Well at least they have two weeks to pool their money for those 1.00 Buds so they can hang out at their local pub and get shit faced. There are no bigger douche bags on the planet.ok i take that back when i start talking about baseball then we will find out the biggest toads on the planet..but thats for another time.... Then we have Joe Pa or Joe Paterno. Dead at 85. Well theres a start. I can see Joe at the pearlie gates and St. Peter asks this question. " You were aware kids were being sexually abused and said nothing" Whatdid you say because your coaching history don't me a damn thing up here so down there you go. So he will join Frank Sinatra, Hitler, Saddam, Osama and some other pretty well known names. Don't feel sorry for him. Did he feel sorry the the 10 year old boy that he knew was being sexually abused. God works in mysterious ways. Not only did he get fired from Penn State he got fired from life.