Wednesday, January 18, 2012

AND HERE NOW THE NEWS OF THE DAY

Let's start with the Jewish man that was busted for painting swastikas and " All Jews Should Die" on a graffiti spree in the Midwood Section of Brooklyn. Let me tell you about this neighborhood. You will find no pizzerias here. How conflicted is this individual. Well if all Jews should die I got a bullet with this assholes name on it. I have a question, can a Semit be Anti-Semitic? I suggest you ask one of your jewish acquaintances. We all have them, your doctor, lawyer, insurance agent, just don't ask your landscaper because you know and I know he ain't Jewish. How proud the Nazi's would be knowing they converted this guy. What would this guy have done if they didn't catch him? Paint a crucifix on a Synagogue. Now let's turn to Politics. The King of Queens ( Andrew Cuomo ) wants to run for President. Andrew, listen to me very carefully. You might be popular in the New York, New Jerky area but everywhere else your a nobody. You, just like your father will never never never ever be President of the U.S. I have a suggestion, move to Italy set up a residence join the Facist Party and you can be the next Mussolini of Italy. What did they call him EL DOUCHE, because an Italian will never be President of the United States. A women will be elected before a pinstripe suit wearing, Drakkar reeking, broken down Corvette driving gets elected. What kind of an Italian are you anyway? driving around in a Vette. Whatsa matta your father couldn't afford the Camaro IROC Edition. The last guy that thought he was italian didn't make it out of Dallas. Now let's focus on a Presidential candidtate, his name Ricky ( No Abortion ) Santorum. This abortion of a politician believes no abortions should be performed even in the case of rape. Now I don't believe in abortions but in these ( 2 ) cases I do. Your parents should have aborted you and in the case of rape. Ricky boy I wonder if your wife was raped if you would change your mind. Forcing a woman to have the baby of a rapist? You win the title of DOUCHE BAG of the year. By the way you as well as Cuomo will never be President. I suggest you go back to Philly and have somebody start your car for you YOUR A PUTZ. My day wouldn't be complete without a personality of star quality walking around with his or her head up their ass. Well speaking of asses ( No not Kim Kardashian ) Sean P. Diddy Combs. Just in case you don't know this pant load, his claim to fame is being a hip-hop star. Have you ever listened to any of his shit? I would rather shove feather quills in my ears. Chalk on a blackboard makes a better sound. Then he expanded into a clothing and perfume line. That brings us to his new womans perfume named Empress. This crap should be sold in CVS for 4.99 right next to BIG ASS KIMS SEWER WATER. Egads, this so called fragrance smells like a Knicks locker room after they played the Lakers. And whats with the Ray Charles like sunglasses you always wear? What a PUTZ. You push a line of products only white people buy including that swill of a Vodka called Ciroc. Listen why don't you, Madonna, Jane Fonda, Leo DiCaprio, all the Kardashians, Asshole Kutcher, Ricky Gervais, and Beyonce get in a limo crack open a bottle of Ciroc have a toast to each other then become toast.

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