Bachmann Calls it Quits

So Michele calls it quits. No no not Michele Obama she called it quits when she married Barack. I'm talking about Michele Bachmann. Remember her? she started the Tea Party revolution. What ever happened to the Tea Party? I guess they picked up their cups and went back to Alice in Wonderland. The Tea Party deserted her faster than an SST catching fire on a French Runway. What a loser, she couldn't even beat a guy named Newt. John Huntsman almost finished ahead of her and nobody even knows who John Huntsman is. This hair ball wanted to be President? Well I don't think so. She quits because she loses a caucus in Iowa. Do you hear me? She quits because she loses a caucus in Iowa. First of all what is a caucus? second of all who gives a shit what people in Iowa think. Jesus Christ its Iowa. Oh yeah she would have made a great president. I quit today because my mascara got smudged or I quit I am having a bad hair day. What was her freaking message anyway? Oh I think I recall, her message was Obama sucks. We already know that so lets move on. And so we will move on to the next primary state. New Hampshire. I'm surprised these goobers even know how to vote. New Hampshire? Isn't that the garbage dump for Massachusetts. New Hampshire oh yeah that state is relevant. They expect a massive turnout, 100 people over the age of 80 and guess what? They won't be voting for Michele Bachmann because she lost a caucus in Iowa. Christ it's effen Iowa.