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Can somebody tell Geno Smith that he is suppose to throw the ball to the guys wearing green uniforms. Did the Jets actually think they could win with a ground game, what a fucking mess. When Geno was asked why he had a bad day he simply replied " I SUCK". Maybe the Jets should play at night, Do you know why? Because most black people are still sleeping at 1:00pm in the afternoon. Here is a message for Ed Reed GO BACK TO BALTIMORE. Listen if you go into this shit hole they call Baltimore and can't beat a quarterback that looks like he has down syndrome then just pack it in, oops you already packed it in. The Raven fans were holding up signs with the number 3. I was assuming that was their IQ. Listen if you live in Maryland you cant be too fucking bright. The jets are not going to the playoffs or any Super Bowl with a black guy that has an italian first name. It's time to bring in the albino quarterback, Matt Simms...... What can you say about the Giants. 81,000 fans attended the Giant game at MetLifeless Stadium. 80,000 were there to watch the Cowboys. The other 1,000 were Giant fans drunk in the parking lot tailgating from there 1989 Honda Civics. While we are on the subject of Honda's, they were ranked #1 by Kelly Blue Book for resale value. Kelly Blue Book said " Who doesn't like a car with lots of plastic and vinyl" . The N Y Nets are off to a horrible start. JasoN Kidd told his wife the beatings will continue until the Nets win. She is in for a long season. Who thought this punk was going to be a good coach. The Knicks play in Portland tonight. If they can keep Amare and Carmelo out of the strip clubs they might have a chance to win.

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Does Hannibal Lecter cut Alex Baldwin's hair? This guy looks like he should star in a remake of Physco, because he is a physco. Did he get hold of moms cancer meds and why doesn't somebody just smack the shit out of this asshole. He called a photgrapher a cocksucking faggot. Isn't that like an oxymoron, because if your sucking cock then you are a faggot, just asking. His daughter "the thoughtless little pig"and thats a quote from him to her on a voicemail that i am sure everyone heard a few years back has come to her dads defense. She said he is not a racist or a homophobe,she did say he a certified nut case..... It has been 50 years since JFK was wacked oops I mean assassinated. Can somebody finally tell us who assassinated this fucking guy, I am dying to find out. Dying might be a bad choice of word..... Rumors are flying that Faith Hill and Tim McGraw are filing for divorce. Faith Hill said she can no longer take his big hats and little penis. Tim said he went tone death listening to Faith trying to sing. Can't wait to hear the words of their next country duet. I believe Geno Smith is color blind and while we on the subject what kind of name is Geno for a black guy. Geno throw the fucking ball to somebody on your team, Buffalo might be in New York but they are wearing BLUE uniforms you stupid ass. A fan fell from the third tier of the Buffalo - Jet game, I was praying it was fireman Ed. Kanye West is going to make an honest woman of Kim Kardashian. Can you imagine the guest list on the West side of the family. This will be a bigger wedding then the Corleones except no italians will be at this wedding. FUGHGETABOUTIT.

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Two nuts faced off in court yesterday, the son of a cancer survivor Alec Baldwin and a Kings Park physco ward patient Genevieve Sabourin a Canadian actress. She claims Alec banged her with his 2 inch penis while banging his daughter Hilaria, oops I mean his wife who is close to his daughters age. What kind of name if Hilaria it rhymes with Milaria. Sabourin is charged with aggravated harassment, stalking and attempted criminal contempt. Too bad there isn't an attempted murder rap attached to the indictment. They should both be locked up, but I'm not sure being a douche bag is a crime. I just got the Ben-Gay account and was told all the shipments are hot. The Mets are trying to add a little juice to their line-up. Ooops I mean juiced up players Jhonny ( spelled correctly ) Peralta and Nelson Cruz. Maybe we can get Keith Hernandez suited up and start doing lines in the club house. Maybe the Mets can sign Robinson Cano after he files for unemployment

WHATSA MATTA

John Gotti Jr.'s velour sweat suit was damaged yesterday following an altercation outside a CVS while purchasing a bottle of drakkar in Syosset, N.Y. The sweat suit sustained knife holes and blood stains in the stomach area. Gotti was rushed to Syosset Hospital with a stab wound and his sweat suit was rushed to his tailor in Howard Beach for repairs. He claims he was trying to break up a fight outside the CVS when he was stabbed. Yeah, I bet. He refused to talk with police. If you happen to hear that somebody was found with a bullet in his head in the Syosset area then you will know who the stabber was. Gotti's Cadillac CTS was not harmed in the incident, however a bottle of Drakkar was found shattered on the ground in the parking lot. His neighbors said they can't believe it, he is such a good neighbor. FUGHGETABOUTIT. Do you know how much a Marmot Mammoth jacket cost. Well if your a 16 year old gang banger its free for you if you don't mind the bullet hole you just put in it. Then this stupid bastard then posts on Facebook what he just did. It appears brains at not a requirement to become a member of the Bloods. The biggest disaster to ever hit the Philippines, no stupid not the japanese invasion during WWII but Typhoon Haiyan. The people said that can't get medical attention because the Obamacare web site is down. Some Philippinos said they didn't get a notice in the mail their insurance was canceled because there homes are gone. NEED I SAY MORE. The N Y Mets tried to trade Ike Davis to MIlwaukee, Ike said Oy Vey there are only 30,000 jews in Milwaukee and the beer sucks. Robinson Cano may have to file for unemployment because MLB teams have no interest in paying him 300mil. I believe he would max out at 475.00 a week on unemployment Que Pasa

NEWS WORTHY

Toyota said their profits were up 70%. They credit this to the lower price to purchase plastic. ( you figure it out ). The biggest drug dealer CVS said revenue rose 6% to 32 billion with a "B". Ever wonder why they can't find a cure for cancer, well stupid theres your answer. A black man was elected mayor of New York. No stupid it isn't David Dinkins his name is Bill DeBlasio. Hey wait a minute he isn't black but his family is. Well just like the Jeffersons ( no not Thomas ) they are moving on up. A heavyweight was elected Governor of New Jersey, no stupid not Mike Tyson, I mean a real heavyweight, Chris Christie. He beat his vowel ending challenger Barabra Buono. When she was asked what she will do now she replied, make an appearance on Mob Wives. Hey Barbara, get the fuck out. Why does it always seem to be a problem with voting machines in mimority neighborhoods. How fucking hard is it to press a lever that says DEMOCRAT, REPUBLICAN, CONSERVATIVE, INDEPENDENT. Oh yeah I know you have to know how to read. An 86 year old woman who ran the marathon Sunday died in her hotel room after the race with her running shoes still on. Oh well I guess she completed the marathon of life. Hey at 86 aren't you suppose to be drooling on yourself and crappping your pants. Who could possible be worse than President Obama, how about a President Hillary Clinton. Not only would she be the first woman President elected but also the first lesbian. James Dolan said if the Knicks continue to lose he will close the Knicks locker room and make the players get dressed in Penn Station, he will also turn off the lights at the Garden and make the Knicks play in the dark. The Knick City Dancers have filed for unemployement. How does a prick like Dolan get to own a major sports franchise, oh yeah I know his father the prick that owns Cablevison. Can somebody at Cablevison please fix my fucking wi-fi connection

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President Stupid said " If you like your healthcare plan you can keep your healthcare plan" President Stupid said this at least a dozen times.As it turns out the word "IF" actually meant I FUCKING LIED. You can keep your plan IF your plan was in effect before the new law MAYBE. You can keep your plan if your a member of Congress. IF you are Joe Citizen you ain't fucking keeping your plan or the last dollar you got in your wallet...... Porky Pig look alike James Dolan went on the war path ripping into Carmelo Anthony whose ex wife tastes like Honey Nut Cheerios according to kevin garnett, GM Steve Mills nixed the Knicks City Dancers. I don't know about you but the only reason I go to a Knick games is to watch the Knicks City Dancers. I actually try to guess which one Carmelo didn't bang. Dolan expects the Knicks to win a championship this year. REALLY? You ain't ever winning a championship with Carmelo Anthony on your team.JR Smith returns Sunday from his suspension for having way too many tats. The Knick have already committed 53 turnovers, no stupid not the kind Pillsbury makes..... You know your season is at an end when the Ducks beat you. It was the Ducks 2 the Rangers SUCK. Has anybody seen the Tort. Lets move onto Richie Incognito of the Dolphins. The mis-shapen pant load has been suspended for things like extortion, ethnic slurs, and death threats. Is he a friend of Aaaron Hernadez by any chance???? According to ESPN Incognito was bullied as a youngster being called a fat-ass lard-ass and whale, well if the shoe fits. With a name like Incognito thats what this tub of shit should have been. He will no longer be playing in the NFL so trust me he will be INCOGNITO

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Did anybody see the Jet game yesterday. Was that Gov. Chris Christie on the Saints sideline wearing a gray wig or was that Rob Ryan. Hey Rob how about a salad once in awhile. The final score was Jets awesome the Saints suck. Did anybody catch a glimpse of the NYC Marathon, Christ sakes i didn't know you could fit so much ass into a pair of stretch pants. I wonder if those fat asses ever got over the Verrazano Bridge. These are 50,000 of the must unhealthiest looking people on the fucking planet. Some guy won that looked like he was starved himself in Kenya or Nigeria, you know,its one of the worlds garbage dumps. Every NYC Cop was on duty collecting their overtime while standing around with their arms folded. No cops were arrested for drunk driving during the race. Scientists have discovered how King Tut died. He was hit by a fucking Chariot. I wonder if he was hit by a drunk driver, the mystery continues and does anybody give a shit. 4,000 rabbis gathered in Brooklyn for their annual convention, OY Vey. Thats means there were 8,000 unshined shoes and 4,000 stained black coats. Gillette was not handing out razors at this convention