NEWS WORTHY

Toyota said their profits were up 70%. They credit this to the lower price to purchase plastic. ( you figure it out ). The biggest drug dealer CVS said revenue rose 6% to 32 billion with a "B". Ever wonder why they can't find a cure for cancer, well stupid theres your answer. A black man was elected mayor of New York. No stupid it isn't David Dinkins his name is Bill DeBlasio. Hey wait a minute he isn't black but his family is. Well just like the Jeffersons ( no not Thomas ) they are moving on up. A heavyweight was elected Governor of New Jersey, no stupid not Mike Tyson, I mean a real heavyweight, Chris Christie. He beat his vowel ending challenger Barabra Buono. When she was asked what she will do now she replied, make an appearance on Mob Wives. Hey Barbara, get the fuck out. Why does it always seem to be a problem with voting machines in mimority neighborhoods. How fucking hard is it to press a lever that says DEMOCRAT, REPUBLICAN, CONSERVATIVE, INDEPENDENT. Oh yeah I know you have to know how to read. An 86 year old woman who ran the marathon Sunday died in her hotel room after the race with her running shoes still on. Oh well I guess she completed the marathon of life. Hey at 86 aren't you suppose to be drooling on yourself and crappping your pants. Who could possible be worse than President Obama, how about a President Hillary Clinton. Not only would she be the first woman President elected but also the first lesbian. James Dolan said if the Knicks continue to lose he will close the Knicks locker room and make the players get dressed in Penn Station, he will also turn off the lights at the Garden and make the Knicks play in the dark. The Knick City Dancers have filed for unemployement. How does a prick like Dolan get to own a major sports franchise, oh yeah I know his father the prick that owns Cablevison. Can somebody at Cablevison please fix my fucking wi-fi connection