OOO BOYYYYYYYY

Two nuts faced off in court yesterday, the son of a cancer survivor Alec Baldwin and a Kings Park physco ward patient Genevieve Sabourin a Canadian actress. She claims Alec banged her with his 2 inch penis while banging his daughter Hilaria, oops I mean his wife who is close to his daughters age. What kind of name if Hilaria it rhymes with Milaria. Sabourin is charged with aggravated harassment, stalking and attempted criminal contempt. Too bad there isn't an attempted murder rap attached to the indictment. They should both be locked up, but I'm not sure being a douche bag is a crime. I just got the Ben-Gay account and was told all the shipments are hot. The Mets are trying to add a little juice to their line-up. Ooops I mean juiced up players Jhonny ( spelled correctly ) Peralta and Nelson Cruz. Maybe we can get Keith Hernandez suited up and start doing lines in the club house. Maybe the Mets can sign Robinson Cano after he files for unemployment