HOW SPORTING

Did anybody see the Jet game yesterday. Was that Gov. Chris Christie on the Saints sideline wearing a gray wig or was that Rob Ryan. Hey Rob how about a salad once in awhile. The final score was Jets awesome the Saints suck. Did anybody catch a glimpse of the NYC Marathon, Christ sakes i didn't know you could fit so much ass into a pair of stretch pants. I wonder if those fat asses ever got over the Verrazano Bridge. These are 50,000 of the must unhealthiest looking people on the fucking planet. Some guy won that looked like he was starved himself in Kenya or Nigeria, you know,its one of the worlds garbage dumps. Every NYC Cop was on duty collecting their overtime while standing around with their arms folded. No cops were arrested for drunk driving during the race. Scientists have discovered how King Tut died. He was hit by a fucking Chariot. I wonder if he was hit by a drunk driver, the mystery continues and does anybody give a shit. 4,000 rabbis gathered in Brooklyn for their annual convention, OY Vey. Thats means there were 8,000 unshined shoes and 4,000 stained black coats. Gillette was not handing out razors at this convention