K IS FOR KARDASHIAN

What happens when you are seperated from a burn victim husband? Well if your Kris Kardashian your banging a 30 year old that is half your age. Something is wrong because the guy banging her isn't black. The only Gold Medal this guy has must be in his pants. Kris was overheard saying " I don't date black men because my daughters would try and steal them. 37% of middle class Americans expect to work until they are to sick or until they drop dead,OY VEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. The Obama adminstration is listening in on German Chancellors Angela Merkels phone calls. I guess Obama thought the Germans were trying to take over the world, "AGAIN" or he was trying to figure out why they have such a good economy. What was the Jet game plan for the Bengals? Oh I know, not to have one. Listen if your Geno Smith being replaced by Matt Simms your fucking career is over. Lets face it the Simms boys ain't no Mannings. The Bengals didn't need a quarterback because Smith was throwing them TD passes. It's a big pile of shit and Rex Ryan is the stink emanating from the pile. Jets play the Saints this week weekend the score should be 70 -3 no stupid the 70 ain't the Jets. Do you know what the Jaguars and the Jets have in common? The both start with a " J" and they both suck.