HOW DID THIS HAPPEN????

The only question remaining does David Cone jerk-off in the broadcast booth and if he does is the load directed at John Sterling. I thought Keith Hernandez sucked but John Sterling is the worse. How do you get swept by one of the worse teams in baseball for christ sake you are pitching to hitters like Ike Davis and Ruben Tejada. Ike is 0 for 600. He hasn't gotten a hit since High School. Thank god Kevin Useless oops I mean Youkilis is scheduled to come back. Oh well the Mets are only 10 games out of last place but then again so are the Yankees. Tesla is coming out with the Model X priced at 30,000 bucks. It doesn't come with the charger that cost 70,000 bucks. Unemployment claims were up by 10,000 last week, well I guess they won't be buying the Tesla S. Crime dropped 16% in Astoria and they are praising the efforts of Officer Nicholas Gigante. ( any relationship to you know who ? ) He busted a serial graffiti artist on April 24th unfortunately the person that raped a woman and the person who shot somebody that day are still at large. The good news, the graffiti artist is behind bars. Somebody give me a fucking break. " After Earth" comes out this weekend and I don't know who sucks worse, Jaden or Will FUGHGETABOUTIT

WE NEED A NEW COACH

Sather fired Tortarella ending this physcos career with the N.Y. Rangers. He might be replaced by another guy that got hit in the head with one to many pucks, Lindy Ruff. What kind of name is Lindy? Tortarella is being interviewed to coach for the hockey team at Creedmoor. this guy now has plenty of time to watch all the porn he wants. If I was the Islander coach i would start updating my resume. The Yankees must really suck because the Mets just ain't that fuckin good. There will be mass suicide at Yankee stadium if they get swept either that or beer sales will be off the charts.Hey Jeter go pick up Mariano Rivera and just get the fuck out. Are there any female Yankee fans under 400 lbs. Do any of the concession stands sell a fuckin salad? Coors is in trouble for having the Puerto Rican flag on there beer cans. This isn't the first time the Nazi Brewing Company has been in trouble. What some companies wouldn't do to sell to the latino community. Trust me they ain't drinking that crap, they are getting high but it ain't a Rocky Mountain High. Well profits are up at U.S. Banks , profits hit a record high of 40.3 billion in the first quarter and these scumbags still won't lend money. Have you seen the list of mayoral hopefuls? A Chi-com, a lesbian, a sexual predator and two fucking idiots. My money is on the two fucking idiots. FUHGETABOUTIT

WHAT IS IT

Who was hovering around with President Pantload along the Jersey Shore. Was that Chris Christie? What was the sucking sound I heard ? Was that the tide coming in or was Christie giving Obama a hummer. I haven't seen that much sucking since I plugged in my Hoover. I thought Christie was a Republican after all the elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party.... Tesla, that piece of shit electric car company shares are trading at 110 bucks a share, WHAT !! Isn't this the same company that sold 2 cars. Somebody is gonna get fucked and it ain't gonna be me.Remember Bernie Kerick, Rudys right hand crook i mean man, well he was released from prison yesterday, If you saw his wife and kids you would wonder why he would wanna be released. The Mentally Challenged Series continues tonight between the Yankees and the Mets. and I'm not talking about the players either. I don't know what fans are worse but I'm going with the met fans.And Why the fuck do we allow fans from the Bronx to cross the Triboro into Queens. I am shocked they have the toll money. Message to Mariano Rivera, JUST GET THE FUCK OUT NOW YOU OLD FUCK

A LITTLE BIT OF NEWS

A tornado touched down in Oklahoma 600 times more powerful than the bomb we dropped on Horsohima. Well at least that took out 66,000 people. Too bad we couldn't use tornados. A Jihadist butchered a soldier in London praising Allah. Well I got news for Allah,we are going to blow the living shit out of your peeps... Anthony Weiner is running for Mayor of New York, OY VEY. Looks like we might have a fuckin Mayor Weiner.can you imagine those jokes that would fly.... . Victoria Gotti survived her third stroke, did anyone know she had 2 others?? fuck if i did. Here is some good news, Catherine Zeta-Jones who is married to the one with too many face lifts Michael Douglas is out of rehab for the treatment of bipolar disorder. Rehab for bipolar disorder????? What up with that.tell the bitch to take a pill and call it a day... Jose Canseco is being investigated for a sexual assault. No not on Johan Santana but surprisingly a woman. I am just as shocked as you. Brad Pitt said he was on drugs when he married Jennifer Aniston. I wonder what he was on when he married Angela Jolie. Fuhgetaboutit P.S Rangers stay alive by the skin of their ass and the Mets should just get eliminated period.

ALL I CAN SAY IS WOWWWW

Jody Arias was found guilty.FUCKIN WOWWWW REALLY???? Guilty of what you say? Well she stabbed her boyfriend about 1000 times shot him in the fucking head and slashed his throat. So the only question that remains is why it took the jury longer than 5 minutes to find her guilty. She claims she was abused, the only one abused in that relationship was the boyfriend and the knife . Well at least she didn't dis-member him and then burn the body. Holy shit don't tell this broad shes not good in the sack. Im convinced when you go out on a date you need a 9 mm and a bullet proof vest and have to bring along a food tester. While on the subject of food Wendys value plunged 83%, can you say Mickey D's. There was another fire at a Bangladesh factory that killed 8 people, thats all you say, well me too what up with that. If your Nikes smell like they were in a fire, THEY WERE. Listen if they didn't get killed in a fire they would have been killed in a mud slide or by E- Coli. Did you hear about the guy who held three women captive in Cleveland for ten years. I guess his defense will be that these three women wanted to be with him but needed the chains and ropes because they couldn't remember his address. Hopefully this guy kills himself and saves the taxpayers a lot of money, I think the one tooth guy that found these woman should be hired by the Cleveland Police Dept and put to work in the Missing Persons Dept.

NOW THIS IS JUST TOOO GOOOD

Does anybody know where I can find three women who were abducted in Cleveland ten years ago? Yeah I know in fucking Cleveland. More brilliant work by the Cleveland Police Dept. I guess they never thought of looking in Cleveland. And people wonder why gun sales are skyrocketing. Cops were only called to this shithole of a house where they found the women about a twenty times. I guess naked women crawling around on a leash in the backyard didn't register with the responding officers., or a woman holding a baby pounding on the window wasn't a good enough clue. What a bunch of fucking tooooools. It took a black man with bad teeth to find these girls, this is what he said of the three men accused of this crime " I used to eat ribs with these guy" s. So who brought the watermelon, just asking. General Motors will build a 1.3 billion dollar plant in China to build Cadillacs. Yes you read this correctly. I guess thats the payback for bailing this scumbag corporation out. I didn't know the Chi-coms liked Cadillacs, I thought they were into rickshaws. If you thought Cadillacs were pieces of shit now wait till they are built these in China. Do you know what is worse than playing hockey at the Nassau Coliseum? Playing hockey in Pittsburgh. I didn't know there were penguins in Pittsburgh. I think a better name would have been the Trailer Trash Penguins. Who shops at J C Penney? I guess nobody because sales plunged 17% Hey the Dow closed at a record 15,000 yesterday. Just remember when the roller coaster reaches the top guess where it goes after that. Has anybody seen William DeVane lately.FUGHGETABOUTIT