WHAT IS IT

Who was hovering around with President Pantload along the Jersey Shore. Was that Chris Christie? What was the sucking sound I heard ? Was that the tide coming in or was Christie giving Obama a hummer. I haven't seen that much sucking since I plugged in my Hoover. I thought Christie was a Republican after all the elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party.... Tesla, that piece of shit electric car company shares are trading at 110 bucks a share, WHAT !! Isn't this the same company that sold 2 cars. Somebody is gonna get fucked and it ain't gonna be me.Remember Bernie Kerick, Rudys right hand crook i mean man, well he was released from prison yesterday, If you saw his wife and kids you would wonder why he would wanna be released. The Mentally Challenged Series continues tonight between the Yankees and the Mets. and I'm not talking about the players either. I don't know what fans are worse but I'm going with the met fans.And Why the fuck do we allow fans from the Bronx to cross the Triboro into Queens. I am shocked they have the toll money. Message to Mariano Rivera, JUST GET THE FUCK OUT NOW YOU OLD FUCK