DID YOU KNOW????

Did you know Franco Harris has 4 Super Bowl Rings. The only problem is he can't count that high. Did you know Archie Manning does not have a Super Bowl Ring. Did you know the Mannings have a third son, well neither did Archie. They refer to him as that kid. Did you know that Richard Sherman actually graduated from college. Did you know that Erin Andrews will not be interviewing Sherman before, during or after the game. Did you know that Pete Carroll said that the NFL should consider medicinal pot for injuries. Hey Pete, guess what go smoke some pot after you lose Sunday. Pete Carroll coming back to Jersey were he sucked as the Jet coach and now sucks as the Seattle coach. Did you know that Bill Parcells was known as the Big Tuna., Why? Did you know that Phil Simms didn't have sons like Eli or Peyton. Did you know Joe Theismann was in back to back Super Bowls, XVII an XVIII. He is still trying to figure out what the roman numerals add up to. Did you know that his prostrate was giving him fits. Did you know Tony Siragusa is still as fat as when he played in Super Bowl XXXV. I wonder, do they make depends in his size. Did you know I was shocked that no Seahawk or Bronco players were arrested during a crackdown on prostitution this week in New York. Enuf said.

DA GRAMMYS

Daft Punk won for the best pop duo group performance. I actually thought they were the cast from Star Wars. Tony Bennett was overheard saying they suck and did you know it was out fault that the terrorist flew those planes in the Trade Towers. What doesn't somebody wack this old fool. Ryan Lewis and Macklemore won for best rap so when two white guys that look gayer than Elton John got up to accept I was shocked. Jay Z was overheard saying,"I HATE WHITE PEOPLE". A female impersonator was at the Grammys with Ringo Starr and by the way i have never seen ears as big as ringos or was that really Paul McCartney sitting on his head. Sir Paul won for best rock song " Cut me Some Slack" REALLY. Hey Paul go back to England and bang that wife of yours whose father owns New England Motor Freight. Taylor Swift didn't win anything, I guess the Grammys finally got it right,although she is a piece of ass i have to say. Who wants to be the next one to bang the shit out of her so she can right a song about you. Jay Z and Beyonce opened with " Drunk in Love" after that performance I just wish I was drunk and stoned. Pink sang " Try " while suspended above the audience i had to take 2 xanex because i was picturing her falling on stevie wonders head and killing this fuckin guy and my eyes were fixated on her feet. This bitch has got the ugliest feet I have ever seen. I didn't know at first if it was Pink or Cirques Soleil was performing. The Grammys dragged out every old washed up act they could find. Smokey Robinson, Stevie Wonder and Sir Paul. They invited Frank Sinatra but he had a prior engagement in Vegas with Dean Martin and Sammy Davis. I didn't know you could fit so many freaks on one stage. Just think this was the 56th Grammy Awards. 56 years ago Benny Goodman, Artie Shaw, Rosemary Clooney and The Ames Brothers were accepting awards. Aah the good old days or were they. That was when they were freaks but nobody was allowed to know.

NEWSSSSSSSSSS

Kelly Clarkson has announced she is having a girl. We hope it doesn't have horns a tail and hoof feet, in other words it isnt a demon seed. Since we are on the subject of demon seeds how about Seattles own Richard Sherman. Listen isn't pot legal in Washington State? Hey Richard, or as I call him Dick take a few hits and relax. Nobody fucking cares and get a fucking hair cut. Shermans nostrils almost inhaled Erin Andrews microphone. Rihanna was seen in Rio onboard a yacht wearing ear rings big enough to second as life perservers. Well everybody knows blacks can't swim. Kanye West was at Club 79 in Paris but Kim Kardashian was nowhere in sight. Kanye said she was getting her ass waxed. Did you know Kylie Jenner is home schooled. Bruce said there are too many blacks in the Hgh School. ( Get it ). Umemployment worldwide surges to 202 million, things are looking better everyday. Honda said they are building factories as fast as they can to resolve this problem. Jimmy Fallon will be the new host when Jay Leno retires. We hope Jimmy can get funny before Leno retires. Who will replace David Letterman when he retires? oh yeah I know how about Buster Keaton or Jerry Stiller.