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Kelly Clarkson has announced she is having a girl. We hope it doesn't have horns a tail and hoof feet, in other words it isnt a demon seed. Since we are on the subject of demon seeds how about Seattles own Richard Sherman. Listen isn't pot legal in Washington State? Hey Richard, or as I call him Dick take a few hits and relax. Nobody fucking cares and get a fucking hair cut. Shermans nostrils almost inhaled Erin Andrews microphone. Rihanna was seen in Rio onboard a yacht wearing ear rings big enough to second as life perservers. Well everybody knows blacks can't swim. Kanye West was at Club 79 in Paris but Kim Kardashian was nowhere in sight. Kanye said she was getting her ass waxed. Did you know Kylie Jenner is home schooled. Bruce said there are too many blacks in the Hgh School. ( Get it ). Umemployment worldwide surges to 202 million, things are looking better everyday. Honda said they are building factories as fast as they can to resolve this problem. Jimmy Fallon will be the new host when Jay Leno retires. We hope Jimmy can get funny before Leno retires. Who will replace David Letterman when he retires? oh yeah I know how about Buster Keaton or Jerry Stiller.