BRADY VS GENO

Its appears the Patriots have a rocket scientist for a General Manager and the Jets have the guy that drives the fucking truck and delivers the fuel to the rocket. One GM has the ability to spot raw talent and the GM for the Jets is at a topless club looking at raw talent. It seems whatever receiver the coach for the patriots marches out onto to field for some strange reason they have this canny ability to actually know how to CATCH THE FUCKING BALL. Is Belichik that smart, because he really doesn't look that smart. On the other hand, the incredible shrinking Rex Ryan who when he was a big fat fuck was a great coach but now since having a tummy tuck looks really stupid and actually is. I'm surprised the Jets didn't try to pick up Aaron Hernandez after he was let go by the Patriots.Rex was overheard saying" Oh yeah, I know he was arrested but do you think we can get him cheap?". Did Geno Smith think he was playing Basketball Ball on Sunday. What up with those moves, there's no dribbling in football you boooob. Hey Geno the only two points in football is a safety you fucking moron and you almost got called for one. Maybe Geno is color blind. Perhaps the blue uniforms looked green to him. I almost thought he was the second string quarterback for the Titans. I think I got it, Geno thought he was throwing to the N.Y. Titans. Does Woody Johnson hang out at the car wash asking the workers if they want to play for the J-E-T-S.because i gottta tell ya Bob Kraft is hanging out at the local 7-11 picking up tightends named Mulligan and Sudfeld who were cleaning coffee pots and are now making plays on the football field...I just dont know how they do it.... A jewish tightend and an irish tightend who by the way has been with more teams then jenna jameson has been gangbanged somehow are making plays.... Is Tom Brady really that good. The answer is yes you stupid ass of course he is. Guess who has Super Bowl Rings, thats right, rings with a S and guess who doesn't. Your right, the head band wearing mexican and his back up Geno ( The Intercepted ) Smith. Like Fireman Ed i'm outta here. Has anybody seen Vinny Testaverde, just asking.....

THINGS THAT WILL KILL YA

A powerful typhoon hit China and 20 people were killed. That fucking typhoon wasnt powerful enough, for Christ sake the Jets were called for 20 penalties. Now 20 is a big number for penalties but it ain't enough for a death toll in china. President Stupid said he has Al Qeada on the run. Well I guess they ran to Kenya where they killed 69 people in a mall fucking insane just makes no sence..... The Giants got creamed by the Panthers and Tom Coughlins brother was not on the side lines this weekend. His brother was heard saying last week that those cab rides can kill ya. Mariano i luv ya and you are the best that ever played your postion but please just get the fuck out and take that juiced up Andy Pettite with you. 19 years as a Yankee and you still can't speakie no good english. Those Acura commercials you do are riviting. Tina Fey won an Emmy last night for her role in Scarface oops I mean 30 Rock. Please stop with the photos of Miley Cyrus half naked or in so called seductive poses, the next time I want to hear about her is the tree she wrapped her car around. Is it against the law to prostitiute yourself, just asking. Listen if your dog is talking to you and your neighbors are sending micro-waves through the floor and ceiling then you have a good chance of getting a government job with top security clearance. You can apply on line at www.whatafuckingmess.com

REALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??????

REALLY, you have the time to fucking stand or camp out for 14 days to get the new Iphone. Thats right some people waited for two weeks to get this phone. Don't you yuppie douche bags have jobs or do you steal the money from mommy and daddies martini shaker. Wait a bunch of fucking dickheads. This is the same crowd that drives those jap shit cans and hug trees and voted for Obama because it was a cool thing to do.. So now that you lost your jobs and health care because of Obama at least you have the new Iphone so you can wait by the phone for that job offer that will never come, at least you weren't stupid enough to buy a Blackberry. REALLY,..... the creator of Beanie Babies was hit with tax evasion charges and agreed to pay a 53.6 million dollar penalty. This guy had 93.6 million in secret swiss bank accounts. He must be a Republican because they found the money. Does anybody know where Charlie Rangel has his millions stashed? Just asking. J. P. Morgan Chase agreed to pay a 920 Million fine for the " London Whale" trading fiasco. And the CEO Jamie Dimon gets to keep his job. HUH DUH WHAT. No wonder nobody can get a refi from these loadssssss. According to Obama the economy is chugging along, I guess thats why unemployement claims went up by 15,000. It ain't chugging along for them. Well Yankee fans you won't have to sell your gold teeth to buy play off tickets. Do you know why? Because the Yankees won't be in the playoffs. By the way Braves fans you won't be seeing your team in any World Series. Do you know why? Because your team sucks . Take that tomahawk and shove it up your ass. The battle this Sunday will be who sucks more Cam Newton or Eli Manning my money is on Cam, by the why, what is Cam short for????. Rumor has it Coughlins brother will not be at the game.GOOD NIGHT ALICE

WHAT HAPPENED??????????????

What happened to Johhny Bench, yeah the same Johnny Bench from the Big Red Machine. I will tell you, he is doing an arthritic cream commercial and I can't tell you the name because when I saw who it was I was in disbelief. Johnny come back to us you look like somebody beat you with a fucking baseball bat. Someone in South Carolina hit the 400 million dollar Powerball last night. Every number that came out did not exceed their IQ.. The highest number picked was 35 so I am shocked somebody from So. Carolina could count that high. Can't wait to see what trailer park he or she comes stumbling out of with a gravy stained tee and a Pall Mall hanging from their lips. No more Pabst Blue Ribbon for them its on to Miller High Life. Odds are they will file for bankruptcy in 6 months after all how many F-150's , Bibles and AR-15 assault rifles can you buy. Tom Coughlins brother died on the way home from the game sunday. His last remarks were " This team is killing me" He stumbled getting out of a cab hit his head and later died of a brain hemmorage. An Irishman stumbling out of a cab? NO WAY

HEATING UP

Capo Chris Christie of New Jersey will annouce that it wasnt jewish lighting that burned down the boardwalk in Seaside Heights but that somebody left a yogurt machine plugged in. Now that this eyesore is gone let Trump build some fucking condos. Seaside Heights now thats a happening place, I would rather shove ground glass under my nails. By the way Gov. did they have a salad bar on that boardwalk, apparently not. Another wack job took out 12 innocent people yesterday.This maniac was walking around with an AR-15 assault rifle. His name, Aaron Alexis, this is what happens when you give somebody two first names. He was an ex Navy petty officer who was in the reserves from 2007 - 2011. Do you know why he left?? He didn't like getting up early. UM, WHAT, DUH, a black man who doesn't like getting up early. How unusual. Well guess what, this mother fucker won't be getting up anymore. Bill Gates is the wealthiest man in the U.S. Donald Trump is ranked at 134. Hey Donald YOUR FIRED. I guess amongst the rich The Donald is a peasant. Bill Thompson finally conceded in his bid to be mayor of New York. Somebody had to explain to this jackass when you have 26% and your opponent has 41% your the fucking loser. Who was doing the math for this guy Charlie Rangel. The U.N. is headed by a guy named Ban Ki Moon and he says there is convincing evidence that Syria used poison gas. Does the U.N. think anybody believes a guy named Bank Ki Moon. I have more trust in Winnie the Pooh.Here is some good news. Super Bowl tickets at MetLifeless Stadium are going for 2600.00 bucks for upper level seats. I guess they don't want anybody from Newark, N.J. at the game. FUGHGETABOUTIT

WEEKEND NEWS

Jap car maker Suzuki is recalling 193,000 vehicles for faulty seat belts. Who even knew they sold 193,000 cars. I've never seen one have you? As the car starts to fall apart pulling out of the dealership the seat belts fail to hold you in as the doors fall off. Just another japanese shit can. Lets see, you drove past a GM, Chrysler, Ford, Lincoln dealerships and decided on a Suzuki. REALLY. Paula Deen was back on T.V. trying to make a comeback from her racial remarks. She said she hopes the niggars will forgive her.I'M SORRY, I HAD TO SAY IT because you damm well she was thinking it..... Dina Lohan who gave birth to demon seed Lindsey Lohan was arrested on a DWI charge. Have you ever seen a more fucked up family. Yes I have the Kardashians. At least the Lohans don't marry black guys. Peyton Manning once again molested his little brother, but at least this time it was on the football field. Hey Eli, you got bitch slapped. Archie Manning was overheard saying, Eli who. Bill Parcells got his Hall of Fame Ring at Halftime. Now Bill, just get the fuck out and take that ugly sport jacket with you

WHO WHAT ????? REALLY????

Cops are looking for someone who stole 400,000.00 dollars from an unlocked armored car. Not only did he take the cash he took the truck which had the keys left in it. I guess this truck wasn't so armored. Who the fuck leaves an armored truck unlocked and running. The only thing I can think of he took a magnesium supplement and had the shits. When you gotta go, you gotta go. Anthony Weiner got 4.9% of the democratic primary vote. That equates to 31,874 people. I will have to assume these are all Met fans. No stupid not fans of the opera. 2nd place finisher William Thompson said he won't concede to the winner Bill DeBlasio. WHAT, HUH, DUH, you finished second with 26% of th vote to his 40%. I guess you shouldn't be mayor cause your no fucking good at math. The 87th Annual Feast of San Gennaro started today thru the 22nd. It just isn''t the same since they closed the Ravenite Social Club. Hey has anybody seem a guy named Vinny walking around in a bath robe. FUGHGETABOUTIT. Apple shares fell 5% on news the new iphone 5c -2 divided 3 x the square root of 4 cost 550.00 bucks. This was suppose to be a cheaper phone. HUH DUH, WHAT? I guess its time to switch to Samsung.

I WANT MY 17 MINS BACK

I was was robbed and want my 17 minutes back. President Stupid spoke for 17 minutes on the subject of Syria and their use of chemical weapons. It went something like this, Blah Blah Blah innocent children were killed Blah Blah Blah Assad can't be allowed to get away with that and some other incoherent comments as my eyes started to glaze over. Who wrote that speech? My dead dog has more conviction. After that spiel I still didn't want to bomb Syrian and was actually ashamed of being an American. What a fucking pant load. The Alpha Male appears to be a Russian, his name Vladimir Putin. No he isn't a cartoon character in Rocky & Bullwinkle. The primaries are over for NYC Mayor. Guess who didnt win on the democratic side, your right, Anthony ( The Weiner ) Weiner. Christine ( Christopher ) Quinn only got 38% of the gay vote. What up with that. Listen if your a lesbian and can't get a majority of the gay vote its time to go straight. The Democratic winner Bill DeBlasio got 44% of the gay vote, UM ? I found a new wonder supplement. Yes its Magnesium. Throw your bottles of Omega K away because this stuff is the real deal. Magnesium cures everything form gapping gun shot wounds to painful hang nails. There are hundreds of testimonials of people making claims that it has cured sleeping disorders, given them more energy, replaced hair loss, and made their penis larger. The only downfall is it gives you the shits. So if you don't mind sitting on the throne all day this is the supplement for you. ENUF SAID

ULTIMATE FIGHTINGGGGGGG??????

Did anybody see the Ultimate Fight match in Camden Yards last night. Smokin Joe Girardi against Bucky Buck Showalter. It was a classic match, Fuck You no Fuck You, Go fuck yourself no you go fuck yourself. It got so wild the umpires had to step between these two heavyweights. Well really the only heavyweight was Showalter. Now if MLB would just allow the bats to be used in fights the stadiums would be packed to capacity. While we are on the subject of using bats the Democrats vote today for their candidate to run for Mayor of New York. Somebody should beat these candidates with a bat. You got DeBlasio using every family member he can to get the vote out, Thompson the black candidate who doesn't have any white people in his commercials, Christopher Quinn, oops I mean Christine Quinn the loud mouth lesbian, and Weiner the sexual sexting deviant. Weiner has 6% of the vote, REALLY I would like to meet these morons. By the way none of these democrats are going to be Mayor of New York. President Stupid will speak to the American sheeple tonight. It will go like this Blah Blah Blah, kids got killed with chemical weapons, Blah Blah Blah, I gotta drop bombs Blah Blah Blah. Look like i gotta go to Red Box tonight. FUGHGETABOUTIT

HAPPY NEW YEAR?????????????

It is 5774 on the Jewish Calendar. I guess that explains why Moses wandered around a fucking desert for 40 years. Maybe it wasn't really 40 years but about an hour and a half. Lets face it most Jews have bad feet and they ain't walking around for forty fucking years. If it really is 5774 why aren't there flying cars. And if there were flying cars you can bet they would be Mercedes. I also have other proof it is not 5774, why is Syria, Egypt and Palestine on the map. I thought by now they would have been long gone. Don't try and get a reservation at any Chinese Restaurants because they are booked. Why don't you and the Chi-coms get with the program. Listen I can't blame you for trying to get more interest on your money at the bank but over 3000 years more interest. So stop fucking up business and get back to work and yes i am married to a jewish girl so i am allowed to say these things lol lol mazel mazel i wish you all a happy and healthy wonderful year god bless...... Samsung just came out with watch phone, no flying cars and President Stupid is still the President, Oy Vey

ATLANTA?????????????

What is up with Atlanta? When general Sherman burnt Atlanta to the ground it should have stayed that way. Now Atlanta is a city with Banks, Credit Card Companies and Financial Services. Guess who works for these companies? thats right yuppie douche bags. So guess who goes to the Braves games? your right again, yuppie douche bags. The Braves are in 1st Place and there were 100 fans at the stadium and those 100 fans were doing that moronic and hideous Tomahawk Chop. Were there Indians in Atlanta? If so were they called Braves? Were they West Indians, or Indians from India, just asking. How insulting is that Tomahawk Chop. Why don't you rednecks go to the game in black face carrying flaming crosses. Great fan base, can't fill the stadium when your in 1st place, but then again you only won one World Series in about 10 attempts and I so enjoyed watching Bobby Cox pick his nose, Im gonna miss that. My only hope the Braves get eliminated in the first round so you red necks can go home and watch Swamp People. Does anybody have any Molly, you figure it out.

I FOUND MO VAUGHN

I found Mo Vaughn, no he wasn't in Triple AAA, no he wasn't even playing baseball. He is a New York City slum lord. Thats right, a slum lord. He formed an affordable housing company called OmniNewYorkLLC that has 2 properties on the slum lord list. Way to go Mo, taking care of the brothers. Yes, Mo is still a big fat piece of shit but thanks to the NY Mets he is rich big fat piece of shit. This guy is so out of shape he sweats when peeling an orange. While we are on the subject of big fat pieces of shit I don't think that lap band surgery Chris Christie had is working. Hey Chris, Wendy's does sell salads.... The West Indian Day Parade was held in Brooklyn yesterday. In fucking Brooklyn, really? Jesus Christ even the Irish have a parade but theirs is on 5th Ave. A fucking Parade in Brookyn, why not just stay home. Besides what is a West Indian? are they indians from the west? It's funny cause they don't look like any type of indian I've ever seen, just asking..... How many quarterbacks should a football team have. Well if you are the N.Y. Jets all the players should be quaterbacks. They signed Brady Quinn who is a back up to Phil Simms kid who is a back up to Geno Smith who is a back up to Mark Sanchez. Hey, just back up a minute does Quinn have a Super Bowl Ring. FUGHGETABOUTIT