Thursday, September 5, 2013

HAPPY NEW YEAR?????????????

It is 5774 on the Jewish Calendar. I guess that explains why Moses wandered around a fucking desert for 40 years. Maybe it wasn't really 40 years but about an hour and a half. Lets face it most Jews have bad feet and they ain't walking around for forty fucking years. If it really is 5774 why aren't there flying cars. And if there were flying cars you can bet they would be Mercedes. I also have other proof it is not 5774, why is Syria, Egypt and Palestine on the map. I thought by now they would have been long gone. Don't try and get a reservation at any Chinese Restaurants because they are booked. Why don't you and the Chi-coms get with the program. Listen I can't blame you for trying to get more interest on your money at the bank but over 3000 years more interest. So stop fucking up business and get back to work and yes i am married to a jewish girl so i am allowed to say these things lol lol mazel mazel i wish you all a happy and healthy wonderful year god bless...... Samsung just came out with watch phone, no flying cars and President Stupid is still the President, Oy Vey

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