THINGS THAT WILL KILL YA

A powerful typhoon hit China and 20 people were killed. That fucking typhoon wasnt powerful enough, for Christ sake the Jets were called for 20 penalties. Now 20 is a big number for penalties but it ain't enough for a death toll in china. President Stupid said he has Al Qeada on the run. Well I guess they ran to Kenya where they killed 69 people in a mall fucking insane just makes no sence..... The Giants got creamed by the Panthers and Tom Coughlins brother was not on the side lines this weekend. His brother was heard saying last week that those cab rides can kill ya. Mariano i luv ya and you are the best that ever played your postion but please just get the fuck out and take that juiced up Andy Pettite with you. 19 years as a Yankee and you still can't speakie no good english. Those Acura commercials you do are riviting. Tina Fey won an Emmy last night for her role in Scarface oops I mean 30 Rock. Please stop with the photos of Miley Cyrus half naked or in so called seductive poses, the next time I want to hear about her is the tree she wrapped her car around. Is it against the law to prostitiute yourself, just asking. Listen if your dog is talking to you and your neighbors are sending micro-waves through the floor and ceiling then you have a good chance of getting a government job with top security clearance. You can apply on line at www.whatafuckingmess.com