I WANT MY 17 MINS BACK

I was was robbed and want my 17 minutes back. President Stupid spoke for 17 minutes on the subject of Syria and their use of chemical weapons. It went something like this, Blah Blah Blah innocent children were killed Blah Blah Blah Assad can't be allowed to get away with that and some other incoherent comments as my eyes started to glaze over. Who wrote that speech? My dead dog has more conviction. After that spiel I still didn't want to bomb Syrian and was actually ashamed of being an American. What a fucking pant load. The Alpha Male appears to be a Russian, his name Vladimir Putin. No he isn't a cartoon character in Rocky & Bullwinkle. The primaries are over for NYC Mayor. Guess who didnt win on the democratic side, your right, Anthony ( The Weiner ) Weiner. Christine ( Christopher ) Quinn only got 38% of the gay vote. What up with that. Listen if your a lesbian and can't get a majority of the gay vote its time to go straight. The Democratic winner Bill DeBlasio got 44% of the gay vote, UM ? I found a new wonder supplement. Yes its Magnesium. Throw your bottles of Omega K away because this stuff is the real deal. Magnesium cures everything form gapping gun shot wounds to painful hang nails. There are hundreds of testimonials of people making claims that it has cured sleeping disorders, given them more energy, replaced hair loss, and made their penis larger. The only downfall is it gives you the shits. So if you don't mind sitting on the throne all day this is the supplement for you. ENUF SAID