Tuesday, September 17, 2013

HEATING UP

Capo Chris Christie of New Jersey will annouce that it wasnt jewish lighting that burned down the boardwalk in Seaside Heights but that somebody left a yogurt machine plugged in. Now that this eyesore is gone let Trump build some fucking condos. Seaside Heights now thats a happening place, I would rather shove ground glass under my nails. By the way Gov. did they have a salad bar on that boardwalk, apparently not. Another wack job took out 12 innocent people yesterday.This maniac was walking around with an AR-15 assault rifle. His name, Aaron Alexis, this is what happens when you give somebody two first names. He was an ex Navy petty officer who was in the reserves from 2007 - 2011. Do you know why he left?? He didn't like getting up early. UM, WHAT, DUH, a black man who doesn't like getting up early. How unusual. Well guess what, this mother fucker won't be getting up anymore. Bill Gates is the wealthiest man in the U.S. Donald Trump is ranked at 134. Hey Donald YOUR FIRED. I guess amongst the rich The Donald is a peasant. Bill Thompson finally conceded in his bid to be mayor of New York. Somebody had to explain to this jackass when you have 26% and your opponent has 41% your the fucking loser. Who was doing the math for this guy Charlie Rangel. The U.N. is headed by a guy named Ban Ki Moon and he says there is convincing evidence that Syria used poison gas. Does the U.N. think anybody believes a guy named Bank Ki Moon. I have more trust in Winnie the Pooh.Here is some good news. Super Bowl tickets at MetLifeless Stadium are going for 2600.00 bucks for upper level seats. I guess they don't want anybody from Newark, N.J. at the game. FUGHGETABOUTIT

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