WEEKEND NEWS

Jap car maker Suzuki is recalling 193,000 vehicles for faulty seat belts. Who even knew they sold 193,000 cars. I've never seen one have you? As the car starts to fall apart pulling out of the dealership the seat belts fail to hold you in as the doors fall off. Just another japanese shit can. Lets see, you drove past a GM, Chrysler, Ford, Lincoln dealerships and decided on a Suzuki. REALLY. Paula Deen was back on T.V. trying to make a comeback from her racial remarks. She said she hopes the niggars will forgive her.I'M SORRY, I HAD TO SAY IT because you damm well she was thinking it..... Dina Lohan who gave birth to demon seed Lindsey Lohan was arrested on a DWI charge. Have you ever seen a more fucked up family. Yes I have the Kardashians. At least the Lohans don't marry black guys. Peyton Manning once again molested his little brother, but at least this time it was on the football field. Hey Eli, you got bitch slapped. Archie Manning was overheard saying, Eli who. Bill Parcells got his Hall of Fame Ring at Halftime. Now Bill, just get the fuck out and take that ugly sport jacket with you