TODAYS NEWS

General Norman Schwarzkopf passed away at age 78. This is the same General who beat the Iraqis so fucking bad they have a picture of him next to the word "beat" in the dictionary. Alas he beat the Iraqia but he couldn't beat pneumonia.Did you hear that Marilyn Monroe had ties to communism? at this stage of the game who gives a flying fuck. Guess who didn't live to 78? thats right Marilyn Monroe. She is dead and still won't get the fuck out of here. Talking about dead people Brintney Spears is getting canned from X Factor, why not call K-Fed maybe he can give you a facial. What car do you think government officals will be driving off the fiscal cliff, That's right a Toyota Camry. Can't get more American than that. The rare finback whale that washed ashore in Breezy Point died. Well at least it will blend in with the rest of the garbage. Kim Kardashian got a pair of shoes for Christmas from Kanye West. A pair of fucking shoes? Well you know what they say " Once you go black you can't get credit " Whatsa matta he couldn't find the jewelry dept. Is P Diddy German? If not why does he wear socks with his sandals. A jet skidded off the runway at Shit Hole Airport in Islip. Did Toyota install the brakes on this thing. Rex Ryan wants out unless the owner spends money for his offense. Goodbye Rex just get the fuck out. Now you blaming the owner for a bad offense? Is that Woody Johnson wearing the sunglasses on the sidelines or Tony Sporano. Avery Johnson got fired as the Nets head coach. Really you say, yes really. After being named coach of the month in November he gets fired in December. Whose running that plantation anyway? Massa better get that group under control. Whatsa Matta you didn't know black guys play basketball

WHAT A BEATING

Are you one of those lucky Toyota drivers? Toyota reached a 1 Billion dollar with a "B" settlement because the fucking gas pedal would stick causing this rice cake to accelerate until you crashed into a fucking brick wall. I don't get it people continue to buy these hideous looking shit cans. I would rather own a used Pinto before I even walked into a Toyota showroom. Talk about getting beat Andruw Jones was arrested again for you guessed it, beating his wife. Who is Andruw Jones? he is the former useless outfielder for the Atlanta Braves and New York Yankees.Atlanta is the same team whose manager Bobby Cox beat the shit out of his wife. Must be pretty common in Atlanta or something in the water not really sure or maybe it's that Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. They said Andruw was dazed and confused when arrested but they believe that was his normal appearance. Andruw won't be showing up at any mensa meetings. How about Ochocinco ( Chad Johnson ) asking the FBI to find out who hacked X-rated footage from his phone. Who wants to watch this train wreck having sex with two women. The woman are alledged to be Kim & Khloe Kardashian,just a guess on my part. This is another piece of shit who head butted his now ex-wife Evelyn Lozada. Can't the Plantation owners of the NFL and MLB get these guys under control. Michael Jackson is getting married oops I mean Janet Jackson does the lucky guy know this chicks got a dick. A whale is stranded on a Queens beach. At first I was wondering why Khloe Kardashian was swimming in Queens it turns out a rare finback whale tried to commit suicide why else would it be in Breezy Point.

WHAT DID WE MISS

Has anyone seen the Rev Al Sharpton lately? Check out the cover of the daily News. does he have AIDS? I think he does because he has been fucking the American public for years. Well another physco shot and killed 2 innocent responders with an assault rifle in a small town outside of Rochester, N.Y. What up with that? has anybody seen a picture of this loon. I guess anybody can walk into a gun store that looks like Charles Manson and buy an assault rifle. So just to make sure my family is safe I am buying a fucking tank. What is going on? Do these guys sit around in their Lazy Boy recliners wearing boxer shorts scratching their nut bag drink Pabst Blue Rbbon with a vision of sugar plum fairies dancing in their heads and decide I think today is a good day to wipe out an entire town. We should round these people up and send them to Afghanistan, Bring our troops home and let these guys finish in a week what we could not do in years. Did you hear that Jack Klugman was dead. I was shocked when I heard the news because I thought he died in 1980. Hey is Tony Randall still alive?, I guess not so the new TV Series will be called the Dead Couple. Another actor died this weekend, Charles Durning. no jokes about this guy he served in WWII was part of the Normandy Invasion and was captured but escaped during the Battle of the Bulge he earned a Silver Star and 3 Purple Hearts ,Hey Tom Cruise GO FUCK YOURSELF. They say that famous people die in groups of 3. Hey Lohan its time to check out and if its not you Huge Hefner will do after all he has fucked everything and them some. Murder in New York is down 19% just think if everybody owned a gun murder would be down 100%. Could somebody please tell me when we go over the fiscal cliff. I was promised a lot of things this year #1 Obama would never be re-elected # 2 The Mayans promised the end of the world # 3 We are headed for a fiscal cliff. Can somebody at least give me 1 out 3. The Lakers beat the Knicks, Kobe was overheard saying " The white woman are on me "

THE MAYANS

What a bunch of stupid bastards. How disappointed was I to wake up to find that I woke the fuck up. Whatsa Matta some stupid fucking Mayan ran out of rock to put dates on so it was considered the end of world. If it was a female she was probably worried about her abortion rights. Was Roe Vs. Wade around back then? So fortunately it wasn't the end so we go on with Andrew Cuomo pushing for the toughest gun laws in the nation. Wow an italian against guns? I guess the mob will just have to use bats ( no not the kind that hang in caves ) Hey Andrew, I thought your father was an asshole I didn't know you could have two assholes. Hey stupid how about enforcing the laws that are already on the fuckin books. It takes the salughter of 26 innocent people for you to speak out. I guess gun reform will put Immigration reform on the back burner, just asking. The Jets will continue to suck but at least they will suck without Tebow and Sanchez. Didn't anybody notice that Tebow had a 45 degree slope to his head and his eyes were close together, DUH..... Poor rapper Fat Joe had to plead guilty for failing to pay taxes on 3 million dollars. His excuse was he couldn't count that fuckin high. Did anybody catch Khloe Kardashian on X Factor last night, does this chick have a cock? I was watching closely to see if she had an adams apple. I actually thought it was Kris Humphries in a dress. Are there any black guys actually banging this chick. Not to worry about the fiscal cliff, Congress is going on Christmas vacation. I guess its just not that important. The Mayans almost had me believing in the end because the Knicks are in first place. Happy holiday to all

IT JUST GETS BETTER

Did you hear this? The Jets are entertaining the thought of going after Michael Vick as their QB. Can the end of the world just happen today. Just what New York needs another putzzzzz. Well at least they will have their second black quarterback. Pennington was the first in case you didn't know. Does Rex Ryan have a picture of the Braylon Edwards fucking Woody Johnson, how does this fucking idiot keep his job? Lets not forget Rex put his stamp of approval on this team of under performers. The news gets worse, Norv ( by the way what the fuck is a Norv ) Turner the horrble coach of the Chargers wants to be the offensive coordinator if Sporano gets fired. Great another proven loser. What we have here is a management team full of fucking clueless assholes. The only good news is Sanchez is out of here and hopefully Tebow is right behind him. Somebody start the team bus and head over to the N.J. Unemployment Office.... How about the Yankees signing 60 year old Ichiro to a two year contract worth millions of dollars, thats alot of fuckin yen. The Yankees said 60 years old in Japanese years isn't the same as a 60 year old in America and may give Jeter a 500 milion 10 year contract. So it's 40 year old Jeter, 50 year old Mariano, 60 year old Ichiro, something called a Youkilis and an overweight pitcher with big baggy pants. The only good news is the Swisher is out of here. Now thats Swish-A-licious. Now on the white side of New York at Citifield the Mets who will finish dead last have a starting rotation of Johan ( The Rapist ) Santana, Jon ( Broken Nose ) Neise, Matt Harvey ( Never trust a guy with two first names ), Dillon ( Gay Goatee ) Gee and Jeremy Hefner ( No relationship to Hugh Hefner ) Did you here R A Dickey a Cy Young winner for the Mets got fucked like Tom Seaver. Well at least we have the Jackie Robinson Rotunda. Sports don't get any better in New York. The Knicks beat the Nets 100-86 enuf said. But it begs the question is Jason Kidd white? is Deron Williams white? what up with that.

SING BABY SING

Who ever let these guys go into a studio and record Christmas songs, Elton John, Kenny G and Clay Aiken. These three make the gay community want to go straight. Is there anything worse than Kenny G playing Christmas carols on a Soprano Saxophone, OMG sounds like fingernails scratching on a black board.And What is Clay Aikens claim to fame? singing show tunes wearing a pink thong, and what can you say about Sir Elton that hasn't been said, oh yeah I know HE BLOWS oh yeah I forgot he really does BLOW ( Get it ). Sir Elton makes Johnny Mathis look like the fucking hulk. Lets move onto rock n roll guys singing carols. I can't speak for Jesus but he would be offended listening to Bruce Springsteen and the E Street band singing Christmas Carols. What does the E mean? Because if it means E for enema than give me a high colonic now. Oh it gets worse, Barbara Streisand, Papa can you hear me? yeah now shut the fuck up you annoying yenta. Stick with songs like Yentl and leave the carols to Bing Crosby. By the way how about that Chanukah song by Adam Sandler doesn't it want you to blow out the lights on the Menorah . Lets move onto country singers, Faith Hill nice on the eyes but hard on the ears. She couldn't carry a tune in a fuckin wheel barrel. What is worse than Faith Hill is a duet with her husband that other shit kicker Tim McGraw. Thank god Johnny Cash is dead because he is killing me when he sings with June Carter Cash. Could somebody kill me with an assualt rifle before they are banned because listening to Elvis or The Jackson Five is more than I can bare. And last but not least what Italian thinks Dominick the Donkey is a Christmas classic. Whatsa Matta you can't find any Frank Sinatra in the bargain bins.So if it ain't Burl Ives, Perry Como, Bing Crosby or Ol Blue Eyes then just get the fuck out.

FOOTBALL NEWS

The J-E-T-S were eliminated from the playoffs again. I know four people that should be eliminated from The Jet organization, Rex ( Lap Band ) Ryan, Mike ( Parcells Butt Boy ) Tannenbaum, Tony ( Sunglasses ) Sporano and Mark ( 5 Yarder ) Sanchez. Christ Almighty what did they ever see in this fucking pant load. Nice fumble to end the game, unfortunately it went to the wrong team. Hey Rex I thought this was the best team you ever fielded. Wow if thats the best I hate to see what you consider the worst team. You played one of the worst teams last night and couldn't beat them and the week before barely beat the absolute worst team in football. You suck big hairy balls, so just get the fuck out and take Sanchez the fucking lettuce head with you. The only ground and pound I want to see is you getting grounded and pounded by a 10 ton mack truck or Braylon Edwards pounding you in the locker room. Please end the misery at MetLifeless Stadium, who the fuck will even show up Sunday to watch them play the Chargers. Are there that many homeless people in new jersey? Give your tickets away to the homeless so they have a place to take a shit. That fucking stadium should be empty to send a clear message to the owner that his team SUCKS. I thought things were going to get better when Fireman Douchebag Ed stepped down as the unofficial mascot, well at least that seat is empty just like his head.Talk about suck the Giants aint gonna make it either so those fans shouldn't get to excited about their chances. The Giants play the Murderers at Blood Bath Stadium. Is there any place worse than Baltimore? Yeah, Hell. Check out the fans attending this game, women wearing shirts that say " I'm with stupid" men wearing shirts that say " I'm with stupid" and their kids wearing shirts that say ": I am stupid". The only thing good about Maryland is the the sign that says " You are now leaving Maryland". How about that Inner Harbor area, now thats a happening place isn't it. How enthralling sitting in a dirty restaurant eating crab cakes while the smell of the harbor permeates the air. You take your life in your hands walking around looking at quaint rip off shops. Maybe the Marlyand State Troopers should patrol that area instead of pulling over people from out of state for doing 56 in a 55 zone. Maryland my Maryland YOU EAT IT

121212 ROCKERS

I flipped on the tube last night and to my surprise there was Mick Jagger singing and running back and forth across the stage like a mental person. Surprised? I was shocked I thought he died in the 90's. I never get tired of listening to Brown Sugar, how about you. The two left douchebags from Jersey, no not Jon Corzine and Bob Melendez but Springsteen and Bon Jovi tried like hell to sing and dance without falling off the stage... What the fuck is a Bon Jovi? Whats his real name Smeckel Leiberman. All the money for this 121212 concert will go to the victims of Sandy. I BET, I also have a bridge in Brooklyn I'm selling. Who the fuck is watching over all this cash? and who do they know who qualifies to get it? I understand the person controlling the funds is Houdini and helen keller ( Get It ). But it was a nice idea to get a bunch of old fucking rockers like Springsteen, Billy Joel, Paul McCartney, Jagger and others to screw hard working people out of their money. Whatsa Matta Roy Orbinson was booked, Oh yeah he's dead. So I guess that sucking sound wasn't Eric Clayton but the cash being hauled away....... The Nets broke their 5 gasme losing streak, enuf said. Delta Airlines said it expects its profit to take off. I suggest you sell now. Mortgage requests are up for the 5th straight month. Denials are also up for the 5th straight month, go figure. Hey all you yuppie douche Honda drivers they are recalling 871,000 of their plastic shit cans for a roll away risk. Don't the japs understand what the "P" means. Can you say SAYONARA

THIS IS JUST SOO CRAZY

If you are going to a mall in Oregon to shoot people why the fuck are you wearing a fuckin hockey mask if in the end you kill yourself. That was one conflicted sick individual. Whatsa Matta cammouflage pants were not on sale at Bob's so you decided to end it all you fucking waste of life. This pant load fired a fusillade of bullets and killed two people, thank god this asshole could not shoot straight. We are all glad that you just got the fuck out. Does anybody know where you can launder drug money? Oh never mind HSBC just got fined 1.9 Billion yes thats with a B for laundering hundreds of millions of dollars in illicit drug profits. Did they think they were dealing with Eli Lilly.Did the duffle bags of cash with white powder on them did'nt raise a red flag?? are you fucking kidding me???? Delta Airlines pruchased a 49% share of Virgin Atlantic for 360 mil. Not bad since Singapore Airlines bought the same share in 2000 for 967 mil. Somebody got fucked on this deal and isn't a Virgin anymore. Exports declined 3.6%, the biggest drop since 2009. I guess nobody is buying the overpriced crap we sell overseas. Don't worry 4 more years of Obama and our exports will decline by 96.4%. ( You figure it out ). The average rent for an apartment in Brooklyn is 2,698 dollars. This apartment is two feet off the BQE with scenic views of bumper to bumper traffic and the aroma of diesel fumes from passing tractor trailers. There is no charge for the constant beeping of horns and the sound of breaking axles in 5 feet deep potholes. Rent does not cover doctor bills for asthma. Hurry at this price they won't last. In the battle of New York basketball the Knicks beat the Nets last, enuf said. Van Gundy said he likes the way the Knicks look. Who gives a shit what he thinks

NEW YORK SPORTS

Why are the N Y Mets dicking around with R A Dickey? If it wasn't for him they would have lost 160 games. If you could pay the rapist ( you know who that is ) millions why not give this guy a few shekels ( a term Wilpon would understand ) but unfortunately his stupid son couldn't spell. So Fred convert the shekel to the dollars and pay this guy who is a Cy Young winner. You gave David Wright a multi million dollar deal and he can't hit the ball over the second base bag. Ask your buddy Madoff where in West Palm your money was buried. I guess the Met organization has conceded the World Series to Toronto because the Blue Jays snatched up any decent player that was available.We will exclude Jose Reyes becasuse he sucks and will pull a hammy the first month into the season. Johan Santana is on the ballot for the Daily News Person of Year. Somebody has got to be fucking kidding me. How about that Mark Sanchez, what an arm. This guy has got some arm handing the ball off, as far as passing goes FUHGETABOUTIT. Here is my suggestion let this guy watch clips of Eli Manning. Lock this stupid ass in a room until he understands the concept of a passing game. Hey Woody, do you have under performing workers at SE Johnson? Why do you except an overpaid underperforming quarterback in your organization. What did you guys see in this pant load. He can't pass, and he is flat footed. That combined with being stupid makes him one of the worse quarterbacks in the league. The Jets had a tough time beating one of the worse teams in football. This guy has more turnovers than the Pillsbury doughboy. Mark just get the fuck out and take Tebow with you. It must be tough having the smallest penis in the locker room. How about them Giants. Eli threw more touchdown passes than NASA, enuf said. Do the Rangers play tonight? Oh, I forgot the players union thought they were going to fuck over the owners. Guess what, thats not working out to good for you guys. I have a question, are you eligible for unemployment benefits.

MORE SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

China, no not the stuff we eat off of, but China where trillions of people live in mud huts held their largest Air Force drills. Witnesses said that the pilots had to sit on the Bei Jing Yellow Pages to see out of the cockpit window. The Jets looked something like we had back in 1969 or leftover from the Vietnam War. If I were Japan I would be shitting a brick because China is looking to pay them back for the murderous rampages of the 30's and 40'. Somebody better teach the Japs how to say " I Surrender" in Madarin and Cantonese.... Zsa Zsa Gabor was hospitalized, wow thats good news because I thought she was dead.. Sorry Darling. Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse rumor has it Michelle Obama may run for a Senate seat in Chicago and Mayor Dumbberg wants Hilary Clinton to run for Mayor of New York. Why won't these people just get the fuck out. The Jets are 2 1/2 points favorites over Jacksonville. Wow thats a toughy because the score should be 3-2 whoever got the safety loses so you pick em. Hey does anybody know what time the NY Rangers play tonight. Oh yeah thats right the players union thought they were going to fuck over the owners. How's that working out for ya. Knicks won last night and the only black man that could afford a ticket ( Spike Lee ) was thrilled. The white folks were overheard saying these guys can sure run up and done the court. David Wright just signed a multi year multi million dollar contract. He wants to know if there are any gay bars that he may have missed. Whats a Matta you thought he liked broads.

PEARL HARBOR DAY

Do you know what today is? For all those too fuckin stupid or just to young this is the day the Japs did their sneak attack on Pearl Harbor slaughtering almost 3,000 Americans. Doesn't that make you feel good when your driving around in your rice mobile Honda, Toyota or some other jap shitbox. Just to prove there is a GOD, Japan was rocked with a 7.2 magnitude earthquake today. The bad news, everybody wasn't killed. Yup these are the same bunch that not only brought us Pearl Harbor but how about the Bataan Death March. Not aware of Bataan? read a fuckin history book and learn, just don't read the book while driving in your rice rocket. Well if any good came out of this at least we annihilated millions of people who had the balls to fuck with us first. Think i'm too harsh?the fuck i'm not... excuse me but FDR said " This is a day that will live in infamy"FUCKINNNNNNNNN BONSAI"..... While we are on the subject of losers, Stephen Baldwin the loser brother of the biggest loser Alec Baldwin was arrested for failing to file his tax returns for the last 4 years and to pay 350,000 dollars in state tax.I had no idea the baldwins had a special pass to do that... are you fuckin kidding me???? Doesn't N Y State know his mother is a breast cancer survivor. Can they do that to him? You bet your ass they can. How many losers did their mother raise?......... Demi Moore tried to get the sausage of Lenny Kravitz at a Miami nightclub. Lenny was overheard saying I wouldn't fuck her with Bruce Willis' dick. Did you hear about this 12/12/12 Concert? Every old wrinkled washed up rocker will be appearing to raise money for the victims of hurricane Sandy. I understand bleacher seats are going for 60 grand on Stub Hub. Really? To see Billy Joel? or worse than that Bruce Springsteen? makes me wish I was washed out to sea by Sandy while Paul McCartney was singing "HELP". I have one last question. Can someone tell me what illegal immigrant means? For what i understand it means you are here illegally so get the fuck out.

NEWS OF THE DAY

Do you know the difference between a serial killer and a cereal killer. A serial killer is a person who kills more than one person as the case with the man arrested yesterday in New Rochelle. This guy has been stabbing woman to death since 1993 has served time and is free to walk the streets. Great judicial system we have. A cereal killer is someone who eats an entire box of cereal and leaves a spoonful in the bottom of the box just to piss you off. Just as the case with the serial killer he is free to walk the streets. Has anybody heard of this new show Amish Mafia. OOOH im shaking in my boots, whats next Dwarf Mob Wars enough already or do you want to wind up in the trunk of a horse and buggy. Do I have to make you offer you can't refuse in Mennonite, Aren't these the same people who make those crappy looking fireplaces in Lancaster, PA.... The tallest woman in the world died at age 40, she may have been tall but lived a short life. Could somebody let me know when the shortest woman dies I am keeping records. Citgroup is slashing 11,000 jobs, did Obama hear about this? I guess they aren't union jobs. 11,000 Jobs? that will leave at least 1 teller at every branch. Thats the pay back after the government gives you a 45 billion dollar bailout. Starbucks plans on opening 3,000 new shops in the next five years. So instead of two starbucks on every block there will now be three. I guess the yuppie douchebags can't get enough of this crap. Talking about oil it is down to 87.90 a barrel so why is gas 3.85 a gallon? I have to explain. Pizza Wars? You bet, Grimaldis in Brooklyn alledges that Juliana's next door to Grimaldis has illegally installed a coal fired brick oven. I hope Juliana's also installed bullet proof glass in their store front. Fuhgetaboutit. If you can get past the smell of Drakkar the pizza is great, can't you can tell by all the Caddy CTS's parked out front.

THIS IS A BIT UGLY PEOPLE

The rich white plantation owner of the Jets wants McElroy to be the starting quarterback. I thought he paid millions for a quarterback he wanted in his stable by the name of Mark Sanchez. Then he set his sites on Tim Tebow. It turns out Sanchez wasn't really a quarterback he was just another kid that played football on a college level, you know similiar to playing with your cousins in the backyard. Tebow turned out to be even worse. Its just goes to prove college football is just one year better than high school sports. Hey Woody, why don't you call RG3, at least you would have a black quarterback on the plantation, oops I mean team...... Well all those steroids and viagra have Arod falling apart, like a fucking tunnel in Tokyo. The Yanks are shopping for a third baseman so they are looking at a guy that is so old he farts mummy dust, yup Kevin Youkilis the guy who looks like he sits on an upside down bar stool at the ram rod ( You get the picture )..... I guess we now find out what everybody else knew, that Jevon Belcher was a fucking head case that owned 8 fuckin guns. He was pissed because his baby momma was stepping out meanwhile this guy had girlfreiends all over the place. Im shocked aren't you? Just another thug playing football. I have a new commercial for the NFL. "FOOTBALL THE SPORT OF THUGS". Maybe you can get Hank Williams Jr. to write a jingle. Somebody better tell Ray Lewis's girlfriends to watch out,she could be next.... Have you heard the good news? Justin Volpe who sodomized Abner Louima with a broomstick got married in a Florida Prison. We understand the Bride is into broom handles. I guess there are more wack jobs out there than I thought. The father of the bride must be delighted omgggggg......Just a reminder, The Fuhrer starts his second term in January. This douche is already holding secret meetings at the White House with none other than Al "Trash Bag Tawana Brawley" Sharpton. God Don't Bless America, GOD HELP AMERICA. Whatsa Matta you thought four more years of this guy was a good idea.

TODAYS NEWS

A Georgia woman claims she found a nose ring in her 4 year olds McDoanlds Burrito. Whats next at Mickey D'S, butt plugs in the chicken ceasar salad??? A dead man was found wrapped in a blanket on a Brooklyn street. The victim was beaten to death and then wrapped in a camouflage blanket. I have a question? If he was in a camouflage blanket how did they find this poor bastard???. Former Gov and thief Jon Corzine was spotted in the Hamptons this weekend carrying the 40 billion he stole from MF Global. He was asking a flowerpot if it knew who he was and if the flowerpot could hold onto a suitcase that belongs to him.thank god the flowerpot had no comment. Concrete panels fell from the roof of a Tokyo Tunnel and only 7 people were killed? What up with that. The Duchess of Cambridge or Kate as she is known to the peasants is pregnant and is rumored to have really bad morning sickness. Doctors say this only occurs when she rolls over and sees Prince William next to her. Pip Pip and Cheerio. it took a major storm to boost car sales, Sales were up for Ford, GM and Chrysler, but the yuppie scum are still buying the jap cars. These lefty douches pushed sales up 39% at Honda. I still don't understand what people see in a plastic water bottle with wheels Whatsa matta you cheap shits can't afford any other thing with wheels.........cmonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

DUMB AND DUMBER

Did anybody catch Dumb & Dumber at "MetLifeless Stadium"? No, not the movie, Tebow & Sanchez. There hasn't been 2 more worthless quarterbacks since Bubby Brister & Boomer Esiason or Al Dorow & Butch Songin.For those who have not been a jet fan for as long as i have those 2 beauties played for the jets in the 60's anyway Need I say more. Rex had to call on a third string first time starter, no not Fireman Ed but Greg McElroy so we could score a fucking touchdown. It's time for broken ribs Tebow and lettuce head Sanchez to just get the fuck out. Maybe Sanchez can start throwing the ball to his own players or they could paint a fucking bulls eyes on the Jet jerseys. The J-E-T-S are now tied for last place. with 1 team already clinching a playoff spot and 3 teams clinching their divisions. So the Jets barely beat a team that hasn't won a game since FDR was president. The Cardinals have had more quarterbacks then a slot machine in Atlantic City. If you want to watch paint dry next week catch the Jets at Jacksonville, the score should be 3-2 you pick the team with the safety and that leaves you the team that wins. They can't give away the tickets for this game, so lets see home many homeless they can get to come watch this game, since it is Jacksonville it should be standing room only. Well there is always good news, the Jets won their first game without Fireman Ed as the unofficial asshole, oops I mean mascot..... Have you heard about the black gang roaming Madison Square Garden. I understand they dress in Knick uniforms flashing gun signals and are heavily tatted. Rasheed Wallace must have had a hot date with a white chick because he got ejected 85 seconds into the game. One of his girlfriends said he usually ejects in 60 seconds ( you figure it out ) The rich white folk can't get enough of this team. I leave you with this thought, If I had to play for the Chiefs and Romeo Crennel I don't think I would kill myself i might have just blownup the complex. and Where did he get the gun? I know Ray Lewis aint on the team.all joking aside this is a terrible thing that happened and once again its another young athlete who looses his fucking mind while playing a kids game i just don't get it... Whatsa Matta your a Chiefs fan