FOOTBALL NEWS

The J-E-T-S were eliminated from the playoffs again. I know four people that should be eliminated from The Jet organization, Rex ( Lap Band ) Ryan, Mike ( Parcells Butt Boy ) Tannenbaum, Tony ( Sunglasses ) Sporano and Mark ( 5 Yarder ) Sanchez. Christ Almighty what did they ever see in this fucking pant load. Nice fumble to end the game, unfortunately it went to the wrong team. Hey Rex I thought this was the best team you ever fielded. Wow if thats the best I hate to see what you consider the worst team. You played one of the worst teams last night and couldn't beat them and the week before barely beat the absolute worst team in football. You suck big hairy balls, so just get the fuck out and take Sanchez the fucking lettuce head with you. The only ground and pound I want to see is you getting grounded and pounded by a 10 ton mack truck or Braylon Edwards pounding you in the locker room. Please end the misery at MetLifeless Stadium, who the fuck will even show up Sunday to watch them play the Chargers. Are there that many homeless people in new jersey? Give your tickets away to the homeless so they have a place to take a shit. That fucking stadium should be empty to send a clear message to the owner that his team SUCKS. I thought things were going to get better when Fireman Douchebag Ed stepped down as the unofficial mascot, well at least that seat is empty just like his head.Talk about suck the Giants aint gonna make it either so those fans shouldn't get to excited about their chances. The Giants play the Murderers at Blood Bath Stadium. Is there any place worse than Baltimore? Yeah, Hell. Check out the fans attending this game, women wearing shirts that say " I'm with stupid" men wearing shirts that say " I'm with stupid" and their kids wearing shirts that say ": I am stupid". The only thing good about Maryland is the the sign that says " You are now leaving Maryland". How about that Inner Harbor area, now thats a happening place isn't it. How enthralling sitting in a dirty restaurant eating crab cakes while the smell of the harbor permeates the air. You take your life in your hands walking around looking at quaint rip off shops. Maybe the Marlyand State Troopers should patrol that area instead of pulling over people from out of state for doing 56 in a 55 zone. Maryland my Maryland YOU EAT IT