SING BABY SING

Who ever let these guys go into a studio and record Christmas songs, Elton John, Kenny G and Clay Aiken. These three make the gay community want to go straight. Is there anything worse than Kenny G playing Christmas carols on a Soprano Saxophone, OMG sounds like fingernails scratching on a black board.And What is Clay Aikens claim to fame? singing show tunes wearing a pink thong, and what can you say about Sir Elton that hasn't been said, oh yeah I know HE BLOWS oh yeah I forgot he really does BLOW ( Get it ). Sir Elton makes Johnny Mathis look like the fucking hulk. Lets move onto rock n roll guys singing carols. I can't speak for Jesus but he would be offended listening to Bruce Springsteen and the E Street band singing Christmas Carols. What does the E mean? Because if it means E for enema than give me a high colonic now. Oh it gets worse, Barbara Streisand, Papa can you hear me? yeah now shut the fuck up you annoying yenta. Stick with songs like Yentl and leave the carols to Bing Crosby. By the way how about that Chanukah song by Adam Sandler doesn't it want you to blow out the lights on the Menorah . Lets move onto country singers, Faith Hill nice on the eyes but hard on the ears. She couldn't carry a tune in a fuckin wheel barrel. What is worse than Faith Hill is a duet with her husband that other shit kicker Tim McGraw. Thank god Johnny Cash is dead because he is killing me when he sings with June Carter Cash. Could somebody kill me with an assualt rifle before they are banned because listening to Elvis or The Jackson Five is more than I can bare. And last but not least what Italian thinks Dominick the Donkey is a Christmas classic. Whatsa Matta you can't find any Frank Sinatra in the bargain bins.So if it ain't Burl Ives, Perry Como, Bing Crosby or Ol Blue Eyes then just get the fuck out.