121212 ROCKERS

I flipped on the tube last night and to my surprise there was Mick Jagger singing and running back and forth across the stage like a mental person. Surprised? I was shocked I thought he died in the 90's. I never get tired of listening to Brown Sugar, how about you. The two left douchebags from Jersey, no not Jon Corzine and Bob Melendez but Springsteen and Bon Jovi tried like hell to sing and dance without falling off the stage... What the fuck is a Bon Jovi? Whats his real name Smeckel Leiberman. All the money for this 121212 concert will go to the victims of Sandy. I BET, I also have a bridge in Brooklyn I'm selling. Who the fuck is watching over all this cash? and who do they know who qualifies to get it? I understand the person controlling the funds is Houdini and helen keller ( Get It ). But it was a nice idea to get a bunch of old fucking rockers like Springsteen, Billy Joel, Paul McCartney, Jagger and others to screw hard working people out of their money. Whatsa Matta Roy Orbinson was booked, Oh yeah he's dead. So I guess that sucking sound wasn't Eric Clayton but the cash being hauled away....... The Nets broke their 5 gasme losing streak, enuf said. Delta Airlines said it expects its profit to take off. I suggest you sell now. Mortgage requests are up for the 5th straight month. Denials are also up for the 5th straight month, go figure. Hey all you yuppie douche Honda drivers they are recalling 871,000 of their plastic shit cans for a roll away risk. Don't the japs understand what the "P" means. Can you say SAYONARA