WHAT A BEATING

Are you one of those lucky Toyota drivers? Toyota reached a 1 Billion dollar with a "B" settlement because the fucking gas pedal would stick causing this rice cake to accelerate until you crashed into a fucking brick wall. I don't get it people continue to buy these hideous looking shit cans. I would rather own a used Pinto before I even walked into a Toyota showroom. Talk about getting beat Andruw Jones was arrested again for you guessed it, beating his wife. Who is Andruw Jones? he is the former useless outfielder for the Atlanta Braves and New York Yankees.Atlanta is the same team whose manager Bobby Cox beat the shit out of his wife. Must be pretty common in Atlanta or something in the water not really sure or maybe it's that Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. They said Andruw was dazed and confused when arrested but they believe that was his normal appearance. Andruw won't be showing up at any mensa meetings. How about Ochocinco ( Chad Johnson ) asking the FBI to find out who hacked X-rated footage from his phone. Who wants to watch this train wreck having sex with two women. The woman are alledged to be Kim & Khloe Kardashian,just a guess on my part. This is another piece of shit who head butted his now ex-wife Evelyn Lozada. Can't the Plantation owners of the NFL and MLB get these guys under control. Michael Jackson is getting married oops I mean Janet Jackson does the lucky guy know this chicks got a dick. A whale is stranded on a Queens beach. At first I was wondering why Khloe Kardashian was swimming in Queens it turns out a rare finback whale tried to commit suicide why else would it be in Breezy Point.