TODAYS NEWS

A Georgia woman claims she found a nose ring in her 4 year olds McDoanlds Burrito. Whats next at Mickey D'S, butt plugs in the chicken ceasar salad??? A dead man was found wrapped in a blanket on a Brooklyn street. The victim was beaten to death and then wrapped in a camouflage blanket. I have a question? If he was in a camouflage blanket how did they find this poor bastard???. Former Gov and thief Jon Corzine was spotted in the Hamptons this weekend carrying the 40 billion he stole from MF Global. He was asking a flowerpot if it knew who he was and if the flowerpot could hold onto a suitcase that belongs to him.thank god the flowerpot had no comment. Concrete panels fell from the roof of a Tokyo Tunnel and only 7 people were killed? What up with that. The Duchess of Cambridge or Kate as she is known to the peasants is pregnant and is rumored to have really bad morning sickness. Doctors say this only occurs when she rolls over and sees Prince William next to her. Pip Pip and Cheerio. it took a major storm to boost car sales, Sales were up for Ford, GM and Chrysler, but the yuppie scum are still buying the jap cars. These lefty douches pushed sales up 39% at Honda. I still don't understand what people see in a plastic water bottle with wheels Whatsa matta you cheap shits can't afford any other thing with wheels.........cmonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn