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China, no not the stuff we eat off of, but China where trillions of people live in mud huts held their largest Air Force drills. Witnesses said that the pilots had to sit on the Bei Jing Yellow Pages to see out of the cockpit window. The Jets looked something like we had back in 1969 or leftover from the Vietnam War. If I were Japan I would be shitting a brick because China is looking to pay them back for the murderous rampages of the 30's and 40'. Somebody better teach the Japs how to say " I Surrender" in Madarin and Cantonese.... Zsa Zsa Gabor was hospitalized, wow thats good news because I thought she was dead.. Sorry Darling. Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse rumor has it Michelle Obama may run for a Senate seat in Chicago and Mayor Dumbberg wants Hilary Clinton to run for Mayor of New York. Why won't these people just get the fuck out. The Jets are 2 1/2 points favorites over Jacksonville. Wow thats a toughy because the score should be 3-2 whoever got the safety loses so you pick em. Hey does anybody know what time the NY Rangers play tonight. Oh yeah thats right the players union thought they were going to fuck over the owners. How's that working out for ya. Knicks won last night and the only black man that could afford a ticket ( Spike Lee ) was thrilled. The white folks were overheard saying these guys can sure run up and done the court. David Wright just signed a multi year multi million dollar contract. He wants to know if there are any gay bars that he may have missed. Whats a Matta you thought he liked broads.