THE MAYANS

What a bunch of stupid bastards. How disappointed was I to wake up to find that I woke the fuck up. Whatsa Matta some stupid fucking Mayan ran out of rock to put dates on so it was considered the end of world. If it was a female she was probably worried about her abortion rights. Was Roe Vs. Wade around back then? So fortunately it wasn't the end so we go on with Andrew Cuomo pushing for the toughest gun laws in the nation. Wow an italian against guns? I guess the mob will just have to use bats ( no not the kind that hang in caves ) Hey Andrew, I thought your father was an asshole I didn't know you could have two assholes. Hey stupid how about enforcing the laws that are already on the fuckin books. It takes the salughter of 26 innocent people for you to speak out. I guess gun reform will put Immigration reform on the back burner, just asking. The Jets will continue to suck but at least they will suck without Tebow and Sanchez. Didn't anybody notice that Tebow had a 45 degree slope to his head and his eyes were close together, DUH..... Poor rapper Fat Joe had to plead guilty for failing to pay taxes on 3 million dollars. His excuse was he couldn't count that fuckin high. Did anybody catch Khloe Kardashian on X Factor last night, does this chick have a cock? I was watching closely to see if she had an adams apple. I actually thought it was Kris Humphries in a dress. Are there any black guys actually banging this chick. Not to worry about the fiscal cliff, Congress is going on Christmas vacation. I guess its just not that important. The Mayans almost had me believing in the end because the Knicks are in first place. Happy holiday to all