NEWS OF THE DAY

Do you know the difference between a serial killer and a cereal killer. A serial killer is a person who kills more than one person as the case with the man arrested yesterday in New Rochelle. This guy has been stabbing woman to death since 1993 has served time and is free to walk the streets. Great judicial system we have. A cereal killer is someone who eats an entire box of cereal and leaves a spoonful in the bottom of the box just to piss you off. Just as the case with the serial killer he is free to walk the streets. Has anybody heard of this new show Amish Mafia. OOOH im shaking in my boots, whats next Dwarf Mob Wars enough already or do you want to wind up in the trunk of a horse and buggy. Do I have to make you offer you can't refuse in Mennonite, Aren't these the same people who make those crappy looking fireplaces in Lancaster, PA.... The tallest woman in the world died at age 40, she may have been tall but lived a short life. Could somebody let me know when the shortest woman dies I am keeping records. Citgroup is slashing 11,000 jobs, did Obama hear about this? I guess they aren't union jobs. 11,000 Jobs? that will leave at least 1 teller at every branch. Thats the pay back after the government gives you a 45 billion dollar bailout. Starbucks plans on opening 3,000 new shops in the next five years. So instead of two starbucks on every block there will now be three. I guess the yuppie douchebags can't get enough of this crap. Talking about oil it is down to 87.90 a barrel so why is gas 3.85 a gallon? I have to explain. Pizza Wars? You bet, Grimaldis in Brooklyn alledges that Juliana's next door to Grimaldis has illegally installed a coal fired brick oven. I hope Juliana's also installed bullet proof glass in their store front. Fuhgetaboutit. If you can get past the smell of Drakkar the pizza is great, can't you can tell by all the Caddy CTS's parked out front.