LOOK AWAY

The most hateful religion began their Hajj. Thats right the Muslims start their 4 day Hajj. Hours before sunrise Thursday thousands of Muslims stood in the dark on a rocky desert hill preparing for prayers. Weren't there any fully loaded tanks in the area? They all took their pictures of Mohamed fucking his goat doggie style. Read this very carefully, GO FUCK YOURSELVES. How about the NYPD cop who wanted to eat 100 women, he must have some tongue, oops no he actually wanted to eat them after he cooked them in his oven. Just another unstable NYPD cop, how in the fuck do these guys pass the physc test. Better question who is giving the test. N.Y. State has collected 434 miliion in taxes from the Racino at Aqueduct, so where did all this money go? could somebody check the trunk of Andrew Cuomo's car and if it is parked in front of his fathers house then check that truck as well. Nothing like the goombas overseeing the goombas. Microsoft is launching Windows 8, did this mean the previous seven sucked. Good news the N.Y. Times stock dived 22% to 8.31 can't wait for the day that liberal rag sheet reaches a value of ZERO. I picked up my case of Dos Equs and I am all set for the Jet game Sunday. Rumor has it that Rex will implement something new. Two quarterbacks will play at the same time in hopes it will confuse the Dolphins and Firemen ED. We can only hope the hurricane hits and Fireman Ed gets stuck in his car on the Cross Island Parkway and drowns.

REALLY BRUTAL

The house the Kennedys put up for sale at 4 mil was already sold. I'm dying ( Pun Intended ) to find out who bought it. Do you think this place has any skeletons in the closet.FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YA....... It won't be long before we read that Lawrence Taylor was found stumbling around Secaucus screaming at a parking meter do you know who I am? I'm L.T. do you want to have sex with me...... Charles Wang is moving his broken down hockey team to Brooklyn to play in the new Barclay Center. This was a great franchise with 4 back to back Stanley Cups a feat never accomplished by the N Y Rangers. This douchebag buys the franchise and guess what NO STANLEY CUPS. Doesn't Wang know that his fan base don't own cars that can make it to Brooklyn and they certainly can't afford the L.I.R.R. and this being an all black neighborhood i can tell ya the blacks ain't going to no fuckin hockey games, so who the fuck is packing a piece to come to watch this fucking team. Confuscious say " He is one dumb mother fucker " Just get the fuck out and can you get out before 2015.... Francisco Rodriguez ex Met reliever was a no show for his scheduled court appearance yesterday. His lawyer explained to the judge he was too busy beating the shit out of his new girl friend and missed his flight.... Whitney Houston's ex Bobby Brown was arrested for the second time in seven months for DUI. Can't wait till I read about him driving off a cliff in Malibu. ( Are blacks allowed in Malibu? )just askin... Alicia Keys bought Eddie Murphys obnoxious looking mansion in Englewood, N.J. She bought the house for her son whose name is Egypt. How lucky is this kid she was gonna name him Dubai. Isn't it amazing how overnight new home sales are up 5.7 % and we can out produce Saudi Arabia in oil production. Whats next unemployment dropping to 0% before election day? what a crock of total shit.... Did you hear about the two tree huggers from Williamsburg Brooklyn that take used wood and turn them into tables and desks for 1,000-3,000 a pop. Just goes to show you the yuppie douches will buy anything. I am going to start selling them organic made dildos so they can go fuck themselves.

THIS AINT GONNA BE PRETTY

Eva Longoria is calling no mas with Mark Sanchez, she said no es bueno and didn't want to be associated with this loser. If thats the case then why is she on the Obama compaign. Did you know she if tress siete. Guess what? New York has the highest taxes in America. What a shocker huh. Did somebody forget El Duce son Anndrew Cuomo is running the state, what a shock another thug cooking the books. Who would have ever thunk it. Another latino is looking for work, Ozzie Guillen was fired by the Marlins. Whats a 49 year unemployed latino supposed to do with the 7.5 mil the Marlins still owe him. Isn't he the guy that loves Fidel Castro? maybe he can manage in the Cuban League, Que Pasa. Im routing for the Tigers in the World Series, the simple reason Angel Pagan, isn't he the one that had to take a shit during a Met game stating he had stomach cramps from eating Taco Bell or David Wright, it was something like that. I have a winning solution for the Jets, have Tebow and Sanchez quarterback at the same time, is that allowed? Lance Armstrong joins Alec Baldwin as the bifggest douchebag on the planet, both used cancer to advance their careers, Whatsa Matta you didn't think Lance was doping. Now for a serious issue:: A Nassau County Cop got murderded yesterday along with an innocent civilian. Where is the outrage from Al Sharpton and his Bring the Black Man Down Committee. I guess its okay when a black man shoots a cop. Who is responsible for letting this dirt bag walk the streets with his criminal background, release the name or names of those responsible. I bet you they are a bunch of liberal scumbags who thought this piece of shit could be rehabilitated. Hey Springsteen, you gonna write a song about the cop that got slaughtered yesterday You liberal scum bags make me sick. So go back to your Brownstones with your Starbucks and make sure your doors are locked because these murderous thugs will kill you without blinking an eye.

POLITICS AND SHIT

Did you know George McGovern died the other day, I was under the impression he had already been dead. I guess living in South Dakota nobody really notices if your dead or alive but trust me you are better off dead. Another 60's liberal douche bites the dust, just get the fuck out. Hey, the Kennedy house in Westchester is for sale, this dump is going for almost 4 mil I bet Taylor Swift buys it. I hope we don't find her hanging in the garage. Naturally it is an eco - friendly house. That's right more liberal douches with an eco-friendly house. With the term eco-friendly i vision people taking a shit in a bucket and them using it as fertilizer. I hear the house comes equipped with a noose.Is that bad to say? just sayin.... What about that debate last night, is it me? or did it look like Obama has no fucking clue. 39% of woman who believe abortion is the number one issue facing them will vote for this liberal douche. I'm hoping the remaining 61% will just stay the fuck home and start cooking dinner..... Guess who aint gonna play in the World Series, thats right Carlos ( Bum Knees ) Beltran and how about Matt Holiday doing his impression of Arod, I thought he nailed it. Only difference he wasn't trying to score with the female fans or at least i think he wasn't. Win 2 tickets to game 7 of the World Series if you correctly guess the next black man Kim Kardashian will do anal with and make a another sex tape with, I hate that fuckin no talent big fat ass clueless fucker. Stock Market is down 232 points on more good fiscal news. Should I keep my McCain bumper sticker?

THE YANKEES AND OTHER SHIT

Well I said tubby wouldn't make it out of the 5th innning, this fat bastard with his balloon pants couldn't make it out of the 4th. Hey CC grab a salad at Subway and stay away from the footlongs. The Yankees are blaming the fans for their pathetic performance. I didn't know the fans were allowed to bat. The only time Arod can get to first base is when he scores a broad in the stands at the game, just get the fuck out. Another typical pantload is Beltran , his knee hurts boo hoo what a douchebag but at least he's a douche with the Cards and not the Mets. What a shocker another latino with bad legs. Que Pasa? If there is a God the Giants will win. At least if it's a Detroit - San Francisco series one stadium will have some gay fans, not that theres anything wrong with that. By the way what a great name for a relief pitcher, COKE maybe CC should have had some fuckin coke. Would you believe 39% of woman in the year 2012 think abortion is still the most important issue. I am still in utter dis-belief. Now let's get on the subject of a real scumbag, yes it's Bruce Springsteen. He is in Ohio campaigning for, you guessed it OBAMA. What a surprise this lefty douchebag is voting for a lefty douchebag. It gets even worse the fat bastard from Jersey has a book coming out called BRUCE, how creative. Who the fuck wants to read about his life story. This dick head never had a #1 hit, end of the book. I can write a short story on this guy in two words, YOU SUCK. I just sent in my ,1000th mail in vote for Romney. Whatsa Matta you didn't think you could rig an election, just ask Joe Kennedy oops he's fucking dead.

PERCENTAGES ......BEWARE THIS IS UGLY

39% of woman polled say abortion is the most important issue facing them. I am still in fucking disbelief. 61% of the remaning woman want to have sex with Obama. 38% of men are concerned about the economy and 10% are concerned about health care because they can't pay for the girls abortion. 18% of women are concerned with health care because their boyfriend can't afford to pay for their abortion.I KNOW I SHOULD NOT SAY THIS BUT should women who are preganant with a girl should they have an abortion????(well Thats one way to cut back on woman voters )OK OK I'M KIDDING I'M KIDDING I SWEAR I AM, we need more women around trust me on that without you girls us men would be dead from fucking bordem .But I believe that the 39% of women who believe abortion is the major issue facing them should have been aborted.OK OK I'M KIDDING AGAIN I PROMISE...but let me tell you if those percetages are correct about women and abortion these ladies really need to rethink wtffff is really important because if you ask me its a womens choice to choose on what she wants to do not what the goverment says not what the church says not what anyone says other then what the woman wants its her body and she should be free to do what she wants to do but thats just me i am like every other asshole who has an opinion.enuf said. Now for the good news, in the latest Gallup Poll Romney leads Obama by 6 points, enuf said

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

I thought Obama had Al Qaeda on the run? Then why was a pant load from Bangladesh trying to blow up the Federal Reserve. Did this asshole ever see the walls on this building? I guess they are not to smart in Bangladesh after all they live in mud huts and crap in the street. This dumb fuck had a four point plan ( unlike Obama who has no plan ) 1st Blast the Federal Reserve, 2nd Planned to kill the President 3rd Attack NYSE and finally Destroy America. Well three out of four wouldn't have been bad. I guess while purchasing this bomb he didn't see the FBI badge on the undercover agent, where did he think somebody was getting a 1,000 lb bomb? fucking Wal-Mart? I guess this guy wasn't attending mensa meetings. He attended Southeast Missouri State Univ. but did he actually go to any classes and obviously flunked Bomb Making 101. Can't we crank up the Enola Gay and start carpet bombing asia and the mid-east..... In a recent poll do you know what the most important issue with women voters is? ABORTION 39% say that it the most important issue REALLY? Killing embryos is their most important issue ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. Could we please revoke their right to vote, these dumb bastards and while we are at it take away their right to smoke. Somebody has got to be kidding me ABORTION is there number one issue. After reading that I wish I was aborted. Here is some good news, new home sales are up 15% only problem mortgage lending is down 100%. Lets move onto MLB. Who the fuck is running this outfit a fucking rain delay with no rain. Now they postpone games due to a threat of rain? Well bad news for Yankee fans that means the team was out all night partying with the hookers in Detroit. I understand Arod had Swisher throwing out balls with his phone number all along 8 Mile. Hey, Jeter is out for 5 months, does that mean he won't be playing tonight. Arod, pack your bags your going to Miami to play for the Marlins. You and Reyes can fight over Cuban hookers. Just get the fuck out and take Swisher with you NO MAS

THINGS THAT REALLY SUCK

Here are two things that suck, The Yankees and President Obama. Let's start with the Jankees. Phil Hughes in one of the biggest games of his career, and he gets a fuckin stiff back, you have to to be fucking kidding me. Did he ever hear of Doans Back Pills or how about taking a Bayer aspirin you fucking pantload I guess he injured his back lifting to many champagne bottles after the divisional series. I didn't know the Yankees belong to a union, did you?How about Arod tossing balls into the stands with his phone number on them. Hey Arod how about trying to hit a fucking ball instead of banging some broad balls deep. How about Granderson going 0-4 last night and Joe the HIV putting Brett Gardner in the ine-up how did that work out for you Joe. Why does Swisher come out of the line up batting .250 but Teixeira stays in? I know Joe likes his hairstyle. Even better question whatta ya know Robbie Cano is batting .071 why is he still allowed on the team bus. So tonight tubby pitches, trust me he won't make it out of the 5th inning. Stomach cramps from eating to many Subway sandwiches. Just think I almost missed the debate between Romney and Obama to watch the pathetic Yankees. I did tune in to catch Obama spit out the same old tired crap. If you think the economy is headed in the right direction you should be shot and you are as dumb as you look. The only one buying his line are the have nots, thats right the 47% of Americas that have their hands out or should I say have their hands in my pockets. At least Romney have a 5 point plan whether it works or not at least he has a plan. Hows that Hope and Change working out for you so now the Obama slogan is FORWARD Yeah moving forward towards the edge of a fucking cliff. Whatsa Matta you think I voted for this guy. I still have my McCain bumper sticker on my car. Don't laugh his vice president would have been just as stupid as Joe Biden.

WEEKEND UPDATE

What a weekend for sports. The Jets and Giants won the ravens won and the Yankees lost.watching my son almost turning into a pillar of salt watching the ravens somehow beating the cowboys was classic as my daughter sat there saying "now i know why i never come over on sundays during football season...this ladies and gents is a fucking reality show trust me when i tell you, between me cursing every single fantasy football player on my team and cursing their mothers, fathers,sisters and cousins because these bastards can't catch a ball is scary but i must say somewhat comical at the same time.... Hey Jankee fans how about that Arod. His batting average is 0.95.Isnt that a fucking interstate hwy number, so here is my suggestion to Arod, get on I-95 and keep driving till it ends and just keep driving what a fucking piece of dog shit. Whatta ya know Robbie Cano is batting 0.62 Is that really a batting average? my sister has a better batting average. Hey Swisher whats with the eye black? its not fucking war paint you asshole. So Sanchez beats the Colts and then comes back to beat the Yankees how great is that or is Sanchez just a common name in Mexico. Here's food for thought, could the umpires be on the take? just asking. Looks like the Yankees will be bitch slapped 4 and out. Could you imagine a Detroit / St. Louis World Series. Talk about murderers row, Wow you couldn't have a series in two of the worse cities in America unless the series was held in Philadelphia. I hope they are day games or the crime rate is going to skyrocket. Maybe if your in St. Louis you can go to Sweetie Pies and eat some of that greasy shit soul food. Can you believe this broad made a living serving that crap.and btw i now realize why i love to eat out for sunday dinner because after tasting my wifes cooking yesterday i have officially boycotted her opening the fucking stove and i have secretly made the stove into a plant stand......

WELL THIS TAKES THE CAKE

Joe Girardis request to his father was to "Pop please hang in there till after the play-offs before you drop dead", he was fuckin denied. So pop was put on ice in the hopes it wouldn't screw up his team. So I guess it was okay to release the info in time for game 5. Somebody beat this pant load with Arods bat because its the only thing his bat could hit. Joe your father died, what don't you understand? Your father was in the bottom of ninth with two out and he struck out.... Did anybody tell Arod the game starts at 5:00 today, I think Ibanez told him it was an 8:00 game. After many face lifts Barbara Streisand returned to Brooklyn to perform at the new Jay-Z Center " Barbara, can you hear me" Blow me". The Wlliamsburg Bridge was bumper to bumper with every jew and gentile trying to get to the concert on time. "Oy Vey". How about that Joe Biden, I would have punched that douche bag senseless after I wiped that smirk off his face. Just another old liberal with tired ideas. Hey Joe. just get the fuck out and take Dumbo with you. No not your wife, Obama. I can see Joe after the election stumbling around Dover, De. with his zipper open holding a debate with a 55 gallon drum and screaming I was the Vice President of the United States. No Hockey, enuf said. If you can guess by how many points the Jets will lose by you can win a dinner for two at Fireman Ed's mobile home. Whatsa Matta do we think the Jets are gonna win.

A LITTLE NEWS THIS COULD BE UGLY

Have you heard the latest? Joe Girardi was mulling over moving Arod down the lineup. Que Pasa, doesn't he know what month this is?Its fuckin october and arod aint no mr october i can tell ya that he is like mr may when it don't fuckin count for shit. I think that the HIV is now affecting Girardis brain. Let's face it Arod always sucks in the post-season, so what if he is hitting .111 I say keep Arod right where he is because I hate this fuckin hammer head.... Guess what they are selling at Lord & Taylor? It is called scent of October a N Y Yankee Fragrance, I kid you not! It smells like old trash and burnt body parts, if you like to smell this shit this is the perfume for you. Eau De Toilet? yeah this gives new meaning to toilet water. I suggest you only splash this on while your on a fucking LSD trip of your life while you are in your basement mumbling" BABABOOEY "because if you do walk outside people will capture you and scrub your ass down thinking you smell like bigfoots dick. Did you hear the slasher that killed the Red Bull Soccer Coach escaped to Mexico, what a shocker another knife weilding maniac escapes to the land of lettuce pickers and drug cartels. I thought for sure he would have been in California, Texas or Arizona where he would have blended in. Are there any mexicans left in mexico?Don't get me wrong i love these guys they are the hardest workers i know , any white guy could'nt shine these fuckers shoes when it comes to breakin their asses to work but i think all of my brothers are all in long island.hey it could be alot worse we could be surrounded by the fuckin polish...... Toyota is re-calling 7.4 million vehicles, who buys these plastic shit cans with wheels, the window switch may start to smoke and you can get cancer from the smell of the melting plastic. I can see it now tooling down I-95 doing 120 because the gas pedal is stuck and the brakes won't work while the window switch fills the car with smoke. Well at least you won't see the bridge abutment before you crash. Thats what you get for buying a rice sucking piece of shit. Whatsa Matta no Ford dealers where you live. If you don't know what to get your sigifican other for Christmas they are selling a 99,500.00 dollar Jetpack at Neiman Marcus I guess it's better the driving in a Prius. FUHGETABOUTIT

MORE LATINO NEWS

Well last night was filled with hispanic goodies. How about that Mark Sanchez, what a chulo. Could somebody tell this piece of shit, latinos don't make good quarterbacks. Is he color blind? Isn't he supose to throw the ball to the team wearing GREEN. Hey Mark, stop plowing Eva Longoria long enough to read the fucking playbook. Hey Rex, Que Pasa. You should have left this kid picking and throwing lettuce in the lettuce patch in Southern California. How about Jeter striking out with men on and Arod striking out to end the game well at least they didn't pull their hamstrings. So its back to Jankee Stadium where even Joe Buck can hit a fuckin home run. The stadium will be packed, none will be latino ( you figure it out ). Betran made the latinos proud with two home runs, can't wait for the deciding game and he strikes out with the bat on his shoulder. Well at least the latinos had El Cid as a hero, no you stupid bastards not Sid Fernandez. Police are still seasrching for the latino that knifed to death the Red Bulls Soccer Coach. I don't like to stereotype but the key word here is knife.

HISPANIC HERITAGE MONTH

In honor of Hispanic Heritage Month Citifield will be open for the latino public and they will be showing film of Jose Reyes pulling his hamstring on the big outfield screen. You are encouraged to bring your own cerveza, Que Pasa. This is a great month because Carlos Beltran will take strike three looking at a crucial moment to eliminate the Cardinals from the play-offs. Miami will be closed for the month, those that need to shop can go to the pork n beans section of Miami and get murdered. President Obama will claim he has some hispanic genes ( He will do anything for a vote ) The parade down 5th Ave will now have a section where the woman can get raped privately instead of Central Park. The men are encouraged to bring there own water bottles ( Get it ) . Ford Motor Co. will run the ads with Derek Jeter every half hour in hopes that at least one latino will buy a Ford Edge. Charlie Rangel will finally pay the back taxes on his villa in the Dominican Republic.Carlos Santana will make an appearance at Macy's on October 11th, Am I the only one that thinks he SUCKS. If he wanted to really be in touch with his fan base he would appear at K-Mart. This is the only month latin fathers don't have sex with their sons wives or cousins or aunts or uncles.

LATE BREAKING NEWS

Thirty eight people died while on board a ferry in Hong Kong. I find it hard to believe that in an asian nation only thirty eight people were on board. I was hoping the number would be much higher then that. The Great White Hope ( Barack Obama ) will debate Mitt Romey this wednesday. If you watch channels 2, 4, 7, 9 or 11 that means Obama already won the fucking debate. If you watch Fox News Romney already won this bullshit session debate with these 2 yentas. Since the only people watching will be the shut-ins, welfare recipients, white yuppie douches and the have nots all hoping Obama gets re-elected so they can continue to suck off the teet of the hardworking taxpayer or as we get called those greedy white folk. The "Union Organizer" will argue he needs 4 more years to finish what he started ( completely destroy this fucking country ) Romney will argue he needs to get elected because his old man never became president. I'm not voting for this turd sandwich. I'm voting for the giant douche. Whatsa Matta you thought I was a Democrat. The Mars Rover discovered different temperatures on this planet.Let me ask you a question Does anybody really give a flyin fuck what temperature it is on fucking mars are you fucking kidding me, cure cancer you fucking morons instead of wasting our tax money on if you need a fucking heavy coat while on mars. Heres some good news House prices rose 0.3% read that number carefully 0.3% thats correct 0.3%. Now there's a good reason to vote for this walking handbag. What the media wouldn't due to get this shit head re-elected. If you are still undecided you must be from a foreign country or just plain stupid. Just a minute this just came over the wire. The Iranians attacked the French Embassy. Now the Iranians are picking on the French when they would have gladly surrendered, whats next attacking the Italian Embassy,HEYYYYYY FUHGETABOUTIT.

A LIITLE BIT OF MLB

I know New York has a sports team known as the Jets, can somebody tell me where the Jankees play? Does the Latin community have a team i'm not aware of. Could somebody please beat the living shit out of Nick Swisher with his own bat.I love the guy but can he stop being so fucking obnoxious and tell C C Fatassia to put his baseball cap straight does he think he's hanging with his home boys at Subway. Could somebody please tell me why MLB hired Bruce Springsteen to be in a commercial for the playoffs? are they trying to boost the ratings in New Jersey? This fat lefty cop hating douche bag has'nt had a No. 1 record to his name in 30 fuckin years and the only people who buy his shit music are from NJ.Why not film another fucking reality show in new jersey called "old rock dick stars from NJ" they have those fucking houswives on tv that i so want to just drop kick all their fat asses into staten island these wanna be douche bags with their 15 mins of shame...if i see one more fucking cookbook from one of these twats i will burn down the book store who is carrying it, Hey heres a thought why not get Bon Jovi in the same commerical that the boss is in then nobody would watch. Bruce Springsteen? when was the last time he was relevant.let me think about this o ya neverrrrrrrrrrrr Whatsa Matta Hank Williams Sr. wasn't available. Oh yeah he's dead. Thank God the Barclay Center is selling out for concerts because when the Nets start playing that fucking place will be empty. It's a shame because they couldn't be in a better neighborhood for basketball. Whatsa Matta they couldn't find any real estate in Harlem. Here is some good news for you Met fans, the entire coaching staff will be back next year. Now isn't that something to look forward to. Looks like another 73 and 87 season coming up at Jackie Robionson Stadium, Enuf Said

WEEKEND SPORTS

I was hoping the Met season ( No not the fuckin Metropoitan Opera at lincoln center ) would end up at Citi-field. I stocked up all season long with old D-Cell batterries to throw at the players except for R A Dickey. To bad he won 20 games for these douche bags. The Mets couldn't beat the Braves if the Braves forfeited the game. So it is now proven the Mets can't win a pennant with Wright and Ike Davis, bid them farewell and don't let the clubhouse door hit them in their asses. Wright is a big pussy and Davis is the next Mickey Mantle, the only question is what bar stool will we find Ike under. The inept owners ( The Wilpons ) have a stadium with the Jackie Robinson Rotunda? Thats like the Yankees having a Ted Williams Rotunda, WTF am i missing. Hey Fred what the fuck brand of glue are you sniffing? Then you honor Chipper Jones on his retirement tour? I DON T GET IT...... You are one fucked up dude. This is the same team that allows that treasonist lefty douche bag, Bill Maher buy a piece of the club. ENUF SAID. Let's move onto to another hapless franchise, you guessed it the J-E-T-S. What did you guys see in Sanchez? This FUCKIN MEXICAN can't throw a completion unless it's to the other team or a taco is connected to it. How about that Tebow, how about it, he makes Sanchez look like John Elway. Another brilliant decision to hire Tony ( Sunglasses ) Sparano. Offensive Coordinator? I find that OFFENSIVE. Marty Jr. please come back to us. Do the receivers for the Jets understand that you have to actually catch the fucking ball? THATS WHY YOU ARE CALLED A RECEIVER. Unless your getting fucked in your ass like the fans are. Get rid of that fuckhead mascot Fireman ED. What a jackass and his entourage of jackasses. A bunch of fucking freeloaders. They learned that by working for the city. Fireman Ed, why don't you get in your little red fire truck get on hte L-I-E crank that sucker up to 100 and veer off the overpass at exit 48. Whatsa Matta you thought I was a Giants fan.