WEEKEND SPORTS

I was hoping the Met season ( No not the fuckin Metropoitan Opera at lincoln center ) would end up at Citi-field. I stocked up all season long with old D-Cell batterries to throw at the players except for R A Dickey. To bad he won 20 games for these douche bags. The Mets couldn't beat the Braves if the Braves forfeited the game. So it is now proven the Mets can't win a pennant with Wright and Ike Davis, bid them farewell and don't let the clubhouse door hit them in their asses. Wright is a big pussy and Davis is the next Mickey Mantle, the only question is what bar stool will we find Ike under. The inept owners ( The Wilpons ) have a stadium with the Jackie Robinson Rotunda? Thats like the Yankees having a Ted Williams Rotunda, WTF am i missing. Hey Fred what the fuck brand of glue are you sniffing? Then you honor Chipper Jones on his retirement tour? I DON T GET IT...... You are one fucked up dude. This is the same team that allows that treasonist lefty douche bag, Bill Maher buy a piece of the club. ENUF SAID. Let's move onto to another hapless franchise, you guessed it the J-E-T-S. What did you guys see in Sanchez? This FUCKIN MEXICAN can't throw a completion unless it's to the other team or a taco is connected to it. How about that Tebow, how about it, he makes Sanchez look like John Elway. Another brilliant decision to hire Tony ( Sunglasses ) Sparano. Offensive Coordinator? I find that OFFENSIVE. Marty Jr. please come back to us. Do the receivers for the Jets understand that you have to actually catch the fucking ball? THATS WHY YOU ARE CALLED A RECEIVER. Unless your getting fucked in your ass like the fans are. Get rid of that fuckhead mascot Fireman ED. What a jackass and his entourage of jackasses. A bunch of fucking freeloaders. They learned that by working for the city. Fireman Ed, why don't you get in your little red fire truck get on hte L-I-E crank that sucker up to 100 and veer off the overpass at exit 48. Whatsa Matta you thought I was a Giants fan.