A LITTLE NEWS THIS COULD BE UGLY

Have you heard the latest? Joe Girardi was mulling over moving Arod down the lineup. Que Pasa, doesn't he know what month this is?Its fuckin october and arod aint no mr october i can tell ya that he is like mr may when it don't fuckin count for shit. I think that the HIV is now affecting Girardis brain. Let's face it Arod always sucks in the post-season, so what if he is hitting .111 I say keep Arod right where he is because I hate this fuckin hammer head.... Guess what they are selling at Lord & Taylor? It is called scent of October a N Y Yankee Fragrance, I kid you not! It smells like old trash and burnt body parts, if you like to smell this shit this is the perfume for you. Eau De Toilet? yeah this gives new meaning to toilet water. I suggest you only splash this on while your on a fucking LSD trip of your life while you are in your basement mumbling" BABABOOEY "because if you do walk outside people will capture you and scrub your ass down thinking you smell like bigfoots dick. Did you hear the slasher that killed the Red Bull Soccer Coach escaped to Mexico, what a shocker another knife weilding maniac escapes to the land of lettuce pickers and drug cartels. I thought for sure he would have been in California, Texas or Arizona where he would have blended in. Are there any mexicans left in mexico?Don't get me wrong i love these guys they are the hardest workers i know , any white guy could'nt shine these fuckers shoes when it comes to breakin their asses to work but i think all of my brothers are all in long island.hey it could be alot worse we could be surrounded by the fuckin polish...... Toyota is re-calling 7.4 million vehicles, who buys these plastic shit cans with wheels, the window switch may start to smoke and you can get cancer from the smell of the melting plastic. I can see it now tooling down I-95 doing 120 because the gas pedal is stuck and the brakes won't work while the window switch fills the car with smoke. Well at least you won't see the bridge abutment before you crash. Thats what you get for buying a rice sucking piece of shit. Whatsa Matta no Ford dealers where you live. If you don't know what to get your sigifican other for Christmas they are selling a 99,500.00 dollar Jetpack at Neiman Marcus I guess it's better the driving in a Prius. FUHGETABOUTIT