Thursday, October 18, 2012

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

I thought Obama had Al Qaeda on the run? Then why was a pant load from Bangladesh trying to blow up the Federal Reserve. Did this asshole ever see the walls on this building? I guess they are not to smart in Bangladesh after all they live in mud huts and crap in the street. This dumb fuck had a four point plan ( unlike Obama who has no plan ) 1st Blast the Federal Reserve, 2nd Planned to kill the President 3rd Attack NYSE and finally Destroy America. Well three out of four wouldn't have been bad. I guess while purchasing this bomb he didn't see the FBI badge on the undercover agent, where did he think somebody was getting a 1,000 lb bomb? fucking Wal-Mart? I guess this guy wasn't attending mensa meetings. He attended Southeast Missouri State Univ. but did he actually go to any classes and obviously flunked Bomb Making 101. Can't we crank up the Enola Gay and start carpet bombing asia and the mid-east..... In a recent poll do you know what the most important issue with women voters is? ABORTION 39% say that it the most important issue REALLY? Killing embryos is their most important issue ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. Could we please revoke their right to vote, these dumb bastards and while we are at it take away their right to smoke. Somebody has got to be kidding me ABORTION is there number one issue. After reading that I wish I was aborted. Here is some good news, new home sales are up 15% only problem mortgage lending is down 100%. Lets move onto MLB. Who the fuck is running this outfit a fucking rain delay with no rain. Now they postpone games due to a threat of rain? Well bad news for Yankee fans that means the team was out all night partying with the hookers in Detroit. I understand Arod had Swisher throwing out balls with his phone number all along 8 Mile. Hey, Jeter is out for 5 months, does that mean he won't be playing tonight. Arod, pack your bags your going to Miami to play for the Marlins. You and Reyes can fight over Cuban hookers. Just get the fuck out and take Swisher with you NO MAS

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