Tuesday, October 23, 2012

POLITICS AND SHIT

Did you know George McGovern died the other day, I was under the impression he had already been dead. I guess living in South Dakota nobody really notices if your dead or alive but trust me you are better off dead. Another 60's liberal douche bites the dust, just get the fuck out. Hey, the Kennedy house in Westchester is for sale, this dump is going for almost 4 mil I bet Taylor Swift buys it. I hope we don't find her hanging in the garage. Naturally it is an eco - friendly house. That's right more liberal douches with an eco-friendly house. With the term eco-friendly i vision people taking a shit in a bucket and them using it as fertilizer. I hear the house comes equipped with a noose.Is that bad to say? just sayin.... What about that debate last night, is it me? or did it look like Obama has no fucking clue. 39% of woman who believe abortion is the number one issue facing them will vote for this liberal douche. I'm hoping the remaining 61% will just stay the fuck home and start cooking dinner..... Guess who aint gonna play in the World Series, thats right Carlos ( Bum Knees ) Beltran and how about Matt Holiday doing his impression of Arod, I thought he nailed it. Only difference he wasn't trying to score with the female fans or at least i think he wasn't. Win 2 tickets to game 7 of the World Series if you correctly guess the next black man Kim Kardashian will do anal with and make a another sex tape with, I hate that fuckin no talent big fat ass clueless fucker. Stock Market is down 232 points on more good fiscal news. Should I keep my McCain bumper sticker?

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