WEEKEND UPDATE

What a weekend for sports. The Jets and Giants won the ravens won and the Yankees lost.watching my son almost turning into a pillar of salt watching the ravens somehow beating the cowboys was classic as my daughter sat there saying "now i know why i never come over on sundays during football season...this ladies and gents is a fucking reality show trust me when i tell you, between me cursing every single fantasy football player on my team and cursing their mothers, fathers,sisters and cousins because these bastards can't catch a ball is scary but i must say somewhat comical at the same time.... Hey Jankee fans how about that Arod. His batting average is 0.95.Isnt that a fucking interstate hwy number, so here is my suggestion to Arod, get on I-95 and keep driving till it ends and just keep driving what a fucking piece of dog shit. Whatta ya know Robbie Cano is batting 0.62 Is that really a batting average? my sister has a better batting average. Hey Swisher whats with the eye black? its not fucking war paint you asshole. So Sanchez beats the Colts and then comes back to beat the Yankees how great is that or is Sanchez just a common name in Mexico. Here's food for thought, could the umpires be on the take? just asking. Looks like the Yankees will be bitch slapped 4 and out. Could you imagine a Detroit / St. Louis World Series. Talk about murderers row, Wow you couldn't have a series in two of the worse cities in America unless the series was held in Philadelphia. I hope they are day games or the crime rate is going to skyrocket. Maybe if your in St. Louis you can go to Sweetie Pies and eat some of that greasy shit soul food. Can you believe this broad made a living serving that crap.and btw i now realize why i love to eat out for sunday dinner because after tasting my wifes cooking yesterday i have officially boycotted her opening the fucking stove and i have secretly made the stove into a plant stand......