HISPANIC HERITAGE MONTH

In honor of Hispanic Heritage Month Citifield will be open for the latino public and they will be showing film of Jose Reyes pulling his hamstring on the big outfield screen. You are encouraged to bring your own cerveza, Que Pasa. This is a great month because Carlos Beltran will take strike three looking at a crucial moment to eliminate the Cardinals from the play-offs. Miami will be closed for the month, those that need to shop can go to the pork n beans section of Miami and get murdered. President Obama will claim he has some hispanic genes ( He will do anything for a vote ) The parade down 5th Ave will now have a section where the woman can get raped privately instead of Central Park. The men are encouraged to bring there own water bottles ( Get it ) . Ford Motor Co. will run the ads with Derek Jeter every half hour in hopes that at least one latino will buy a Ford Edge. Charlie Rangel will finally pay the back taxes on his villa in the Dominican Republic.Carlos Santana will make an appearance at Macy's on October 11th, Am I the only one that thinks he SUCKS. If he wanted to really be in touch with his fan base he would appear at K-Mart. This is the only month latin fathers don't have sex with their sons wives or cousins or aunts or uncles.