MOON RIVER

Andy Williams is now drifting down that Moon River goodbye, my huckleberry friend. He joins that long list of crooners from a bygone era, Sinatra, Dino, Como and hopefully Michael Buble isn't far behind joined by Harry Connick jr. Do those two suck or should I go for a fucking hearing test. While we are on the subject of people who can't sing what's up with Katy Perry? she screams and sound like chalk on a blackboard. She should cut a duet CD with Bruce Springsteen and it could be titled WE SUCK BALLS. The biggest and oldest diva of them all for those of you who don't know her real name ( Barabara Streisand ) will be at the Barclay Center. If your a burglar living in Williamsburg that day will be a great day for you because every fucking yenta with money will be at the Barclay center listening to this leftie bitch sing Yentl.Get me a gun please so i can shoot my fucking ears off..... Igotadickinmyhand went on a shopping spree with his fellow terrorists at Costco and Payless. Guess what they bought? Shoes, no surprise there, deordorant, soap and powder. They didn't have time to go to Petco and purchase flea dip ( think about it ) Well at least they will smell good when we drop a fucking bomb on their asses. Hey all iphone5 buyers do you have enough money left in your portfolios to purchase a 5,000 dollar bottle of whiskey The Glenrothes "Extraordinary Cask".... only 50 bottles will be sold in the U.S. You can sip on a glass of whiskey while mumbling to yourself why the fuck did i buy this pisswater while on your iphone5.... Whitney Houstons daughter Bobbi Kristini was in a car accident with her brother/slash boyfriend. Their 2012 Camaro was severely damaged. Lucky for them they weren't killed driving in that GM piece of crap.they could have been impaled by flying pieces of plastic. Whatsa Matta you thought she owned a Escalade