FENWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I was flipping through the channels and happened to see something that I thought was on the History Channel. It actually was the Yankees playing the Sox in Boston. I actually thought I was watching a video of what Berlin looked like after it was fuckin bombed. Has anybody seen this antique they call Fenway. The players are sitting on empty containers of Ralph's Ices with a 2x12 piece of wood running the length of the dugout. Does this fuckin place have running water?or do they have an inhouse dry well? Did the Romans watch chariot races in this place. What's with the color? Is that Kelly Green? or did somebody buy some leftover camouflage paint from the army navy surplus store that was on sale. Somebody should call Anheiser Busch and tell them that the fucking Busweiser sign isn't big enough, Wow you can see that thing from the sun. What's with that plywood wall in the outfield, is that there to keep the balls in, or the fans out, or is it hiding the view of another dump they call the Kennedy Compound. Now I know why the fans drink so much,which I must admit, been their done that and really is fucking fun, but you still have to be high as a fucking kite to enter this shit hole. Not only did I get splinters in my ass from the antique seats,but my ass is still red from the rash i got sitting on these fucking things.I gotta tell ya I still question if the bathrooms have a toilet that actually flushes or don't the fans know how to flush the fucking toilets. Fenway should be listed as an Historical Site so that when games aren't scheduled visitors can see where MOSES slept. Whatsa Matta Boston, you actually think this place is like Wrigley Field.although I must say you do have a better ballclub then the cubbies but thats for another rant.....peace outttttttttttttt