IT IS WHAT IT IS

Yahoo yes yahoo bought Alibaba Group a Chi-com internet company for 7.6 Billion. No not Yoo-hoo the shit we use to drink as kids, Yahoo, thats a lot of fuckin wontons. An ancient text that was discovered reveals Jesus was married. Christ almighty whats next. Oh yeah I know the largest Mosiac dating back to the Roman Empire was unearthed in Turkey. What the fuck were the Romans doing in Turkey. That must have been some Empire. I watched another episode of Honey Boo Boo, I'm still confused, can somebody explain to me what in the fuck is going on with this show. If you want to stereotype life in the south then this show hits the nail on the head. Fat, stupid rednecks with bad teeth living in a house 6 inches from railroad tracks. How about American Hoggers, 4 stupid rednecks wearing overalls and cowboy boots driving around in an UTV shooting hogs, How riveting. You can always turn into Swamp People and try to understand what these rednecks are saying. What language are they speaking? This is the show where they shoot alligators in the head. How enthralling. Is there anyway we can start another civil war and this time completely wipe out the fucking South. I would love to see Grant take Richmond in living color