YOU JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Did you hear about the kids who are eating Tide detergent pods. Are the parents leaving these things in a fucking candy dish? Are they leaving them next to the Oreos? then WTF. My kids never went into the laundry room looking for snacks are these kids fucked up or what. I can understand Chuck Schumer almost eating one, there isn't a dumber bastard on the planet except for Joe Biden. I hope the pods are kosher or old Chuck the Schmuck may have a problem. Its fucking detergent, it belongs where the rest of your household chemicals go you dumb fucks. Does anybody want to come to my house for an Ammonia Shake? or how about a delicious Fabric Softener Freeze. yum yum. Listen you stupid lefty yuppie scum douchebags if your kids are dumber than you then I suggest you buy a different detergent. Mommy can I have some Comet on my French Fries. So now Chuck Schumer is involved here comes higher taxes on detergents. Hey Chuck, have you seen the price of gas lately? and your worried about some stupid ass kid easting detergent. The parents can't afford the price of gas to bring the kid to the hospital. Why don't you and Nancy Pelosi go into a nice quiet room put two bullets in a gun and play Russian Roulette because I don't care which one goes first as long as you are both gone.