WE GOTTA GO THERE

The son of El Duce, little Napoleon Jr. Cuomo wants to keep the lid on state spending. Well isn't he a fucking genuis, I know he didn't get that idea from his father who spent this state into oblivion..... Who wanted to see Kate Middleton topless? Me Me I would love to see what Prince William is BANGIN ON..... Have the Muslims run out of American Flags to burn or did they all go home to watch Mohammed fuck a goat again.... All the stars came out to honor the late Marvin Hamlisch. Barbara Streisand sang a song from Yentl, Liza with a Z stayed sober long enough to belt out a show tune and I think it was Aretha Franklin but it could have been Fat Albert singing Nobody Does it Better. Even Regis Philbin showed up to put to rest a rumor he was dead. Talk about guys that can't sing Adam Levine ( Maroon 5 ) should get together with Springstein jump in the Bentley get on the Jersey Turnpike and around exit 3 hit a guardrail doing 140 mph and do their imitation of John Corzine. Hey Adam, go get another tat this time of a penis where your penis should have been.... Big game Sunday JETS and Dolphins you can watch the Jets lose on Ch2 at 1:00 Tony Sparano brings the wildcat to Miami. I wish he was in the trunk of a Buick Wildcat. Don't forget the San Gennaro Feast Whatsa Matta you don't like Italian Sausage FUHGETABOUTIT