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Are the same parents who are letting their kids eat Tide detergent pods watching shows like Honey Boo Boo, Swamp People, Teen Mom, Dance Moms, Housewives of New Jersey, because that could explain why these kids are soooooo fucked up. I can't wait for the new fall line up of shows. "Fishermen Gone Wild", "Wal-Mart and Mexicans", "K-Mart and Mexicans", "I'm really fuckin Fat so Fuck-off" and the big new hit of the season "Stripping Wars". Oh boy can't wait to break out the six pack of Dos Equos and Tidy Bowl, I love the minty flavor of Tidy Bowl Don't you? Kelly Ripa hired Michael Strahan to be her co-host. She said she was trying to reduce the un-employment of black men in New York. Maybe this putz can go get his teeth fixed.This fuckin guy can eat corn on the cob through a picket fence..... Michelle Obama has too many teeth and this guy doesn't have enough teeth. There is an assembly seat open in Flushing with 7 names on the primary. Ron Kim, Yen Chou, Ethel Chen ? what up with Ethel, Sunny Hahn, Myung Suk Lee, Phil Gim and Martha Flores-Vasques. First off Martha just get the fook out. You don't stand a chance, Second, is this a primary in fucking China or America? Whatsa Matta you couldn't find a Smith or a jones? This race has more Chins than a 500 pound women eating 10 from colume A AND 10 from colume B. Whats with the Latins and their bad legs. Mark ( Bad Hair ) Teixeira now has an aggravated calf strain. I guess thats a symptom coming off roids. Can US Yankee fans say bye bye to 1st Place. Yeah go ahead say it. You really don't think A-Rod is going to bring US to the dance, Do you?