A LITTLE BIT OF NEWS

A tornado touched down in Oklahoma 600 times more powerful than the bomb we dropped on Horsohima. Well at least that took out 66,000 people. Too bad we couldn't use tornados. A Jihadist butchered a soldier in London praising Allah. Well I got news for Allah,we are going to blow the living shit out of your peeps... Anthony Weiner is running for Mayor of New York, OY VEY. Looks like we might have a fuckin Mayor Weiner.can you imagine those jokes that would fly.... . Victoria Gotti survived her third stroke, did anyone know she had 2 others?? fuck if i did. Here is some good news, Catherine Zeta-Jones who is married to the one with too many face lifts Michael Douglas is out of rehab for the treatment of bipolar disorder. Rehab for bipolar disorder????? What up with that.tell the bitch to take a pill and call it a day... Jose Canseco is being investigated for a sexual assault. No not on Johan Santana but surprisingly a woman. I am just as shocked as you. Brad Pitt said he was on drugs when he married Jennifer Aniston. I wonder what he was on when he married Angela Jolie. Fuhgetaboutit P.S Rangers stay alive by the skin of their ass and the Mets should just get eliminated period.