Tuesday, October 15, 2013
OOOO BOYYYYYY
The very talented Paul McCartney, yes thee Sir Paul of Beatles fame has a new CD no not a new cross dressing outfit a new music CD stupid. The name is "Memory Almost Full" yeah full of shit. This CD reflects on his marriage and romance with Nancy Shevell whose father owns New England Motor Freight. I am wondering if there will be any good truck driving songs on this CD. Remember the crap the Beatles sang, Help, I Wanna Hold Your Hand, Yellow Submarine, these songs will go down in the annals of my anus. Real shit. Lets be honest the Beatles couldn't shine Jim Morrisons shoes or wouldn't even be allowed near a Hendrix guitar. Paul why not make like Lennon and get the fuck out and take Ringo with you. The Beatles had one great song, Hey Jude the rest was fucking garbage. Thank god I still have my Beach Boy albums...... No murders have beem committed in New York City for seven days and there is a 26% decrease in murder from last year. That will all change if that left douche Bill DeBlasio gets elected mayor of New York. This guy makes Stalin look like a republican. Hey Bill just get the fuck out and take your afro wearing kid with you. An afro? How 1960 is that....... a 72 year old moron was lost for more than two weeks in a California forest. Whatsa matta you lost your compass. Here is some advice STAY HOME you idiot and if you drive get a car with navigation. And since your from California I am sure it will be a Toyota Prius or some other jap shit can. The Italians had the Columbus Day Parade down 5th Ave yesterday and nobody got whacked. The parade ended with everybody getting a free meatball hero.
Andrew Cuomo was overheard saying Ive never seen so many black Cadillac CTS's in my life. FUGHGETABOUTIT
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