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Bruce and Kris Jenner are calling it quits after 22 years of marriage. When Kris was asked why, she said her husband wasn't black enough. Bruce Jenner who is now 63 and looks like he stayed in the pool to fucking long ( know what i mean ) spawned two children with Kardashian, Kendall and Kylie. I believe they got the name Kendall off a bottle of wine and Kylie is the next up and coming prostitiute in the Jenner/Kardashian clan. Hey Bruce, why not hang yourself with one of your gold medals. Mark Sanchez underwent a successful sex change operation, oops Im sorry successful shoulder surgery yesterday. They implanted the shoulder of a male so he can throw the ball more than 5 yards. Hey Jacksonville do u need a quarterback? An NYPD undercover detective was arrested for his hands on role in the chase and beating of an SUV driver this past Sunday. How unusual a cop involved in a beating of an innocent person. Wojchiech Brasczok ( Stupid Polock ) was seen on video pounding the rear window and kicking the SUV. Maybe this stupid mother fucker doesn't understand the meaning of "PROTECT & SERVE" Police are hunting four more douche bags. Besides what the fuck is a Wojchiech. I think in Polish it means asshole. BMW just introduced the new 4 series for their customers that can count past three. ( get it ). Sales at J C Penney fell 10% in August and another 4% in September. Because sales dropped 4% in September a spokesman for Penney said sales should get better the rest of the year. HUH DUH WHAT. Can somebody tell me what is going to make that happen. Whose running this place the saprano crime family. FUGHGETABOUTIT