THE PIANO MAN

The Piano Man, Bill Joel played the Paramount last night. You had to pay 4 G's to stand next Tony his friend Tony and Tony's friend Tony to see Billy Joel who is as big as a grand piano. Drakkar permeated the air and there was enough gold in the room to fill Fort Knox. Residents in Huntington were overheard saying " I didn't know General Motors builts so many black Cadillac CTS's. The goomatta's were 30 years older and looked every bit of it. I didn't think hair could be teased that high. How electrifying to see an old fat man sing those great 80's oldies, Captain Jack, Only the Good Die Young and the audience went wild when he sang Scenes From An Italian Restaurant. ( I wonder why ) To bad Michael Jackson isn't alive to buy Joel's songbook so he could burn it alongside the Beatle songbook. Really you wasted 4 grand of your drug proceeds to see this pant load. Hopefully someone drove Joel to the concert. ( get it ). Is there anything worse than a Billy Joel concert? Yeah, Kenny Rogers at Westbury but thats about it. The only difference Kenny Roger tickets go for for 1.50. Fughgetaboutit