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John Gotti Jr.'s velour sweat suit was damaged yesterday following an altercation outside a CVS while purchasing a bottle of drakkar in Syosset, N.Y. The sweat suit sustained knife holes and blood stains in the stomach area. Gotti was rushed to Syosset Hospital with a stab wound and his sweat suit was rushed to his tailor in Howard Beach for repairs. He claims he was trying to break up a fight outside the CVS when he was stabbed. Yeah, I bet. He refused to talk with police. If you happen to hear that somebody was found with a bullet in his head in the Syosset area then you will know who the stabber was. Gotti's Cadillac CTS was not harmed in the incident, however a bottle of Drakkar was found shattered on the ground in the parking lot. His neighbors said they can't believe it, he is such a good neighbor. FUGHGETABOUTIT. Do you know how much a Marmot Mammoth jacket cost. Well if your a 16 year old gang banger its free for you if you don't mind the bullet hole you just put in it. Then this stupid bastard then posts on Facebook what he just did. It appears brains at not a requirement to become a member of the Bloods. The biggest disaster to ever hit the Philippines, no stupid not the japanese invasion during WWII but Typhoon Haiyan. The people said that can't get medical attention because the Obamacare web site is down. Some Philippinos said they didn't get a notice in the mail their insurance was canceled because there homes are gone. NEED I SAY MORE. The N Y Mets tried to trade Ike Davis to MIlwaukee, Ike said Oy Vey there are only 30,000 jews in Milwaukee and the beer sucks. Robinson Cano may have to file for unemployment because MLB teams have no interest in paying him 300mil. I believe he would max out at 475.00 a week on unemployment Que Pasa