Tuesday, January 31, 2012

PLEASE STOP THE REALITY

I am wondering when Reality Shows will run the fuck out of steam. Have you ever watched these train wrecks? Lets start with Swamp Men. This show is based on people from the Bayou of Louisiana hunting alligators. Who the fuck thought this was a good idea. He must have been on shrooms or some type of really good drug that took them to another fucking planet. This group of toothless, overall wearing, cajun speaking, beer guzzling hicks hunt alligator. Ooh how exciting. These idiots go around in aluminum flat bottom boats hook an alligator and then shoot it in the head. The only thing that would make this show interesting would be the alligator jumping in the boat and shooting these dumb bastards in the face. This show is un-watchable. Are there that many shut-ins living in America? Next up is Ax Men. OMG. How many times can you watch somebody cut a fucking tree down. One guy lost his arm cutting down a tree.i guess he thought it was a fucking tree branch The only problem it wasn't during the filming of this piece of shit show. Trust me this sums up the whole show. I think two midgets in Oregon wearing womens stockings and singing show tunes watch this show and cry everytime they see another tree being cut down. Just when you think it can't get any worse, well your wrong, we have Pawn Stars, pretty catchy name, based in Las Vegas. Well this show is focuses on people coming in with shit they found in grandmas closet or hope chest hoping to get enough money to play the nickel slots for 8 straight hours or buying a 10 dollar hooker for 8 minutes my guess is the hooker.... While the show is interesting how many times can you watch the owner cheat somebody out of the true value of an item. This guy is slicker then 2 porno actors filming a double penetration scene with enough lube to fill the exon valdese... The line up just keeps coming, Deadliest Catch, Big Shrimpin, yes 2 shows about catching fish how fucking exciting to watch a bunch of assholes catch shrimp and crabs. I didn't know shrimp and crab where so tough to catch. Wow, how tough it must be to throw out a net and have a machine haul the net in by pressing a button the show should be called "men freezing their balls off on the ocean" If your not shoving ground glass in your eyes by now and calling for your mommy there is something mentally wrong with you. It just goes on and on with The Beverly Hill Housewives, Housewives of Atlanta,new york, newjersey, washington,miami and i think they are working on houswives of the fucking homeless...wtfffff now you talk about doing a 180. Beverly Hills Housewives has more women with money, more money even more money and jewels than you can imagine kissing each other on both cheeks like we live in fucking europe are you kidding me then you turn on the Housewives of Atlanta what a difference. Calling them trailer park trash is an insult to trailer parks and trash.these fucking houswives need to go fuck themselves because they are certainly not fucking their husbands all these husbands look like they want to take the biggest bat they can find and smash these cuntbags right in the face.Then we have Mob Wives. What can you say without the risk of endangering your life. Well here it goes. These woman could go ten rounds with Oscar De le Hoya and kick his ass. No wonder the guys have mistresses, would you wanna go home to that. I would enter the federal witness protection program before marrying one of these woman. Im not even going into Storage wars and Storage wars Texas. Gold Help us There must be a part of this country that actually finds this crap entertaining. This is why Utah, Indiana, Texas and Idaho must be annexed from the United States. Who else could be watching this shit

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