Alec Baldwin - A Walking Waste of Space

Have you ever seen the Capital One commercials with this guy that is kind of bloated looking, but it is a drinkers bloat. Very heavily made up about 5 foot 5. I'm sure you have. Well if you haven't it is the one and only Alec Baldwin. Yes he is a legend in his own mind. Yes the same Alec Baldwin that throws a tantrum on planes, claims he is for the little guy while driving in limos, flying first class, drinking and eating the finest of the finest. Yes the same Baldwin who thinks he can actually act.
Papa Smurf is a better actor than him. 

Do you know how this pant load rose to stardom? I will let you in on a little secret. Come closer, no come even closer because this will shock you. Someone who gave birth to this waste of a carbon foot print had breast cancer ( His Mom ) On his way up the ladder of success every interview he was sent on he told the world "Did you know my mother is a cancer survivor" Did you know my mother is a breast cancer survivor" and all the woman who watch Oprah, Maury Povich, Letterman, etc, etc just adored him and thus began the rise to become one of the greatest B actors of our time. This list includes Jack Elam, Roy Rogers, Fess Parker, Roger Moore, etc. etc This rise to stardom brought along a brother, Billy Baldwin. His career lasted 15 minutes, the booze and drugs over took this next to be legendary actor. You can now see this amazing actor on Worlds Dumbest Videos. He could have been the next Leonardo DiCaprio. We owe all this to a Breast Cancer Survivor. I am on my way to by a pink ribbon. How about you